Man, it never ceases to amaze me, the lengths parents go to to neglect there children. I run a tattoo studio / head shop, not a place for small children. I have $500 glass waterpipes there, tons of original flash (unprotected) on the walls, glass display cases, sterile environments for tattoos and piercings, ect. I think most of you get the idea. To buy anything tobacco accessories, you have to be 18, period, end of discussion. To get a tattoo, you have to be 18 also. Piercing is 16 with a parents consent. So, on the whole, mostly adult, or older adolescents in the shop, right? Well today, a couple come in with there small shit and piss factories, and let them run rampant. One pushes a glass display case, and tips over a $250 Jerome Baker Designs glass water pipe cracking it , so its trash (and so is the $200 I would have made off of selling it, seeing as how JBD is now out of business) the other little pickle buffer tries to push over a display of black light drip candles. I yell at the trailer trash, and tell them to leash there drooling retards. They get mad and storm out, not paying for the broken shit. Well i get pissed, and make a sign to put up in my store, and here it is (feel free to steal it, and copy and use it wherever you wish) P.S. I am getting that bottle with the fetus tattooed on me soon... I will post pics.
I sooooooooooo would've made them pay for that shit... Or at least wait until they pay for what they did buy with a check or credit card and take it from there...
Thats why you dont go shopping with your fucking kids in the first place....I hate taking my son shopping,cuz it never ceases to take ten times longer than it normally would,even if he stays in a stroller. Thats like bringing a bull into a fucking china shop.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lil_devil: Thats why you dont go shopping with your fucking kids in the first place....I hate taking my son shopping,cuz it never ceases to take ten times longer than it normally would,even if he stays in a stroller. Thats like bringing a bull into a fucking china shop.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL posted my responce on another message... but I said just do what I do, I make my kid stay in the hot car with the windows rolled up, then they are in your way
Well,my son is only two,and I swear to god,hes like Bam Bam from Flintstones, strongest kid ive ever seen,so with my luck if i were to put him in a car,hed bust open a window,or break open the door and run loose,I just know it.....