Learning is fun!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nursey, Dec 5, 2001.

  1. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    I believe that learning should be pounded repetitively into thick fucks' heads-but this works best when encouraging them to believe they are having fun.
    This gamewill not only promote better understanding amongst the severely mentally impeded about the connection between keyboard and screen (unfortunately there isn't a mouse version to help excercise the type of coordination necessary to prevent such demented motor-neuron behaviour that is obviously responsible for the disconcertingly spasmodic arm movements of the person responsible for .these images
    ...but (with speakers turned up) will also help all the forum fuckwads understand the exact sentiments being expressed when someone says something like 'Ofelia...you are an iguana-scrotum scented,random jizz-licking,donkey-nad faced,quim-sniffing,hymen-twanger',or suchlike.
     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    i like it!
     
  3. Nursey

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    Kitana...you are an iguana-scrotum scented,random jizz-licking,donkey-nad faced,quim-sniffing,hymen-twanger!
     
  4. kitana

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    Nursey: I love you
     
  5. Nursey

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    Hopefully not in the same way that you The vision of you jiggling around on top of the dried up,shrivelled,semi-decomposed corpse...with one end of your strap-on up your ass and the other in granneh's dried out, well pummelled fuckyhole, almost has me wondering if there is some truth in your retarded,juvenile ramblings about you being 'demonspawn from hell' (someone should close that loophole in Texan law that sanctions necrophilia providing one can prove a blood tie...Kitana might have been less fucked up if her real father wasn't her -at time of her conception- freshly deceased grandpappy )
     
  6. GreenAppleSplatters

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    Someone needs a hug!!!
     
  7. pimpchichi

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    you calling me neglectful GAS you wanker
     
  8. unlimited-time

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    Someone needs a valium.
    opens bottled hands one to nursey...thinks for a moment...hands nursey whole bottle
     
  9. GreenAppleSplatters

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fucking Busy Pimp:
    you calling me neglectful GAS you wanker <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hey,I'm just offering a hug....gobby slash piss mouth.
     
  10. Nursey

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    Quit with the efforts to fucking subjugate me,you cunts.
    *swallows the valiums and slaps GAS' ass on way past*
     
  11. GreenAppleSplatters

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    Woo-Hoo!! I need a smoke....
     
  12. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    'demonspawn from hell'<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that is true, i am just waiting for Demean
     
  13. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    that is true, i am just waiting for Demean<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I think you're already doing a pretty good job of that yourself. But don't worry, we're all trying our best to help.
     
  14. Nicodemus

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    BTW, I know you must have a lot of final exams coming up soon. I just wanted to wish you luck. Hope you getdegrades you deserve.
     
  15. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
    I think you're already doing a pretty good job of that yourself. But don't worry, we're all trying our best to help.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    oh my bad, i was trying to use the British version...oops

    daemon
     
  16. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
    BTW, I know you must have a lot of final exams coming up soon. I just wanted to wish you luck. Hope you getdegrades you deserve. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    nope, just one, made an A, got a B in the class.
     
  17. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Hopefully not in the same way that you The vision of you jiggling around on top of the dried up,shrivelled,semi-decomposed corpse...with one end of your strap-on up your ass and the other in granneh's dried out, well pummelled fuckyhole, almost has me wondering if there is some truth in your retarded,juvenile ramblings about you being 'demonspawn from hell' (someone should close that loophole in Texan law that sanctions necrophilia providing one can prove a blood tie...Kitana might have been less fucked up if her real father wasn't her -at time of her conception- freshly deceased grandpappy )<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Just when i thought i'd seen it all-you barbaric,filthy,debauched,whore,Offalia...you go and post this:

    ...what did 'granneh' ever do to you to deserve such disrespect,apart from marry the man who she went on with to produce your mother,who in turn went on with that man (in an,albeit,dead on ejaculationary state) to produce you!!?!Well??????
     
  18. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    ...what did 'granneh' ever do to you to deserve such disrespect,apart from marry the man who she went on with to produce your mother,who in turn went on with that man (in an,albeit,dead on ejaculationary state) to produce you!!?!Well?????? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    eh?
    i guess it was b/c, when i was 1 yr old, "granneh" took the wire hanger away from me when i was just about to stick it in the electtical outlet.
     

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