Yes that's right folks, I'm going to teach you to post just like Dan. I know what you are saying right now, how much is he going to charge us for this great info. Well I'm here to tell you nothing at all its free! Lets start off with the basics, It helps if you are a complete drunk lush who is also in some 12 step program. But you do have to be. Also the total mental breakdown is not needed but helps in making rambling incoherent posts. Step 1: Before posting is to choice an enemy, The call them by the letter or letters of there posting name. I will use Chester Grape as an example he would be CG in a Dan post. Now this person to be your enemy has to do nothing really they could have simply said hi to you on the boards. The less reason for it the better. Step 2: Forget punctuation no periods comma's or anything, the more ran on the sentences are the better. Step 3: Spell every other simple word such as there wrong in every other post. Also if you really want it to be more "Dan like" Do it in a post where your correcting someone else English or spelling. Step 4: Threaten to call some higher power on someone for a post they made 6 months earlier or call them gay over and over and over till you really believe they are gay in your own mind. Step 5: No matter how gay you come off in a post refuse to admit you like the cock of men laided across your chest at night. If you follow these simple steps you will be posting like Dan in no time as the example below. CG I really hate the fact that you owrk in advertising as i feel it makes the world stupider I also feel you have sex with young boys and Fabio after filming that I can't belive ti not butter ads because we all know you like to rub butter on your privates and howl at the moon while 8 years lick your dong and Fabio bores out your butthole CG you make me so upset Try it for yourself and feel the power of DAN!
Is there an abbreviation for "Laying on the floor gasping for air because I am laughing so hard that I can't catch my breath." ????? LOTFGFABIALSHTICCMB just seems so cumbersome. Barry
Why don't you try pulling GJ cock out of your mouth that should help with the breathing but I don't think it is going to do much for you in the way of your shit for brains.
I can't believe you people actually read what GJ posts. I give him two lines at the most and maybe the last sentence if I have absolutely nothing else to do.
bwahahahahah a you are a genius grim There I posted for your stupid ass so why don't you get back to the gas tank.
