Later today.....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Ulfur Engil, Jan 24, 2004.

  1. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    I will be off to make dinner for my new missus. I think I am going to make shark steaks, cooked in butter-lime-white wine sauce, and spring mix salad tossed in raspberry vinegariette (or however the fuck you spell it).

    We will have that, and at least three bottles of wine. I think tonight will be rather rewarding.
     
  2. Dr.Roboto

    Dr.Roboto New Member

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    sounds like a lovely night
     
  3. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    don't forget to pre-heat the oven. and check your PM's!
     
  4. Psycho Bob

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    and the results of slaving over a hot stove were......?
     
  5. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    The slaving was nothing other than a complete success.

    I have been patting myself on the back all afternoon.
     
  6. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    bob, i hate your avatar. only because other people think i am looking at porn when they walk by my pc. other than that, we all know "you da man" so, can you edit it to show more of her face and less of your cock perhaps? :oops:
     
  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    *replays Carlin skit in mind*
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Does that mean I can come over Ulf, and we can make a sammich out of your new woman?
     
  9. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    You're welcome to come over, bro.
    Be warned, tho. She is rather unique. (Here's a hint....remember that thread I created in the members section? It's that arrangement again...only this time, it is fucking perfect!!!).
     
  10. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    she is going in the oven?
     
  11. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Heh heh....:twisted:
     
  12. Psycho Bob

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    Done, sorry didnt read this thread for a few days.... :oops:
     
  13. ratatouille

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    well damn! thanks so much for taking my opion into consideration. i honestly didnt think you'd give a shit what i thought about it! your the coolest ever! :D
     
  14. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    is that sarcasm i smell?
     
  15. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    no dammnit :mad: fuckin thanks man! i appreciated it and all.
     
  16. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    aww does that mean i can hit ur hurshy highway?
     
  17. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    no way pig man. my backdoor is off limits. i have terrible diarrhea from all the Clamato i drank.
     
  18. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    pig boy?
     
  19. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    pig man even.....im pissed :p
     
  20. Dr.Roboto

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    eh just makes it more tricky.
     

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