Last time you were institutionalized?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Baby Jesus, Jul 1, 2003.

  1. Baby Jesus

    Baby Jesus New Member

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    Ah.... I just realized that its been 12 months since the last time I was institutionalized. Last time I was in I only spent 5 months in an isolation. That deserved a beer so I just opened a twelve-pack. I don't drink much since it tends to interfere with medications and then ppl complain...


    So, how long has it been since you were institutionalized and how long did you spend in there???
     
  2. Robman97

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    24 years and i was in for 9 months.
     
  3. ross_perot

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    well, I feel that I am institutionalized right now, for I am engaged...How the FUCK did that happen?
     
  4. Baby Jesus

    Baby Jesus New Member

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    Pffft... you guys are lightweights. Seriously, I'm the only one who has been tied up in a straight jacket???
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Mental Instution was 12 years ago, for 14 days,

    Correctional Facility was 3 weeks ago for 2 days
     
  6. Cigarettes

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    You guys are fucked up. I don't know why I even visit here any more let alone post. Eh, I guess I sort of fit in here.
     
  7. Tojo Burbage

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    Don't worry Cigs they're the minority, sleep tight in your bed and pull the eiderdown up close and repeat these words until you fall asleep...

    There's no such things as the Bogeyman, there's no such thing as the Bogeyman, there's no such....
     
  8. Tojo Burbage

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    Oh, in answer to topic thread, Heathrow Police Cells, for 48 hours about 3 months ago...

    No strait jackets, no suicide attempts but they took the laces out of my Puma's... bastards!
     
  9. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    well, I feel that I am institutionalized right now, for I am engaged...How the FUCK did that happen?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Basically, her/his (delete as applicable) Daddy caught you reaming her/his ass with your dwarf proportioned noblet, he showed you his 'purdy' shotguns and told you to be at the church on time.

    About right?
     
  10. ross_perot

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    hmm almost right, but lambies are well known for their average noblets...I thank you
     
  11. Cigarettes

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
    Don't worry Cigs they're the minority, sleep tight in your bed and pull the eiderdown up close and repeat these words until you fall asleep...

    There's no such things as the Bogeyman, there's no such thing as the Bogeyman, there's no such....
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Its cool, I do that every night, after jerking off to pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar.
     
  12. ross_perot

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    Sarah Michelle Gellar stands for eating lambs....do not give in to her!!! But then again she is hott....
     
  13. Cigarettes

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    Sarah Michelle Gellar stands for eating lambs....do not give in to her!!! But then again she is hott....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Buffy can slay me any night!
     
  14. chode

    chode New Member

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    i'd slay her with my steak in her cunt.
     
  15. Cigarettes

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lazerface:
    i'd slay her with my steak in her cunt.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hell yes!
     

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