Extremely pissed (or drunk, or shit-faced, legless, wankered, whatever). I posted over 60 posts of meaningless drivel, and spoke to some people on MSN. Some of them I knew, some I didn't. I can't remember what happened, but if I offended you in any way... Good, you probably deserved it.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD: Extremely pissed (or drunk, or shit-faced, legless, wankered, whatever). I posted over 60 posts of meaningless drivel, and spoke to some people on MSN. Some of them I knew, some I didn't. I can't remember what happened, but if I offended you in any way... Good, you probably deserved it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And this is different from what you normally post because....?
It's a get out clause because I can't remember what happened. I usualy talk shite but at least I know I'm doing it. Last Sunday I woke at 6pm curled up in the corner of the room with my comp still on. I don't remeber turning it on, or falling asleep. So I'm pleading deminished responsibility due to alcoholism.
This wouldn't be a cloaked admission of a fuck-em-an-dump-em cybernettic one night stand with Yabberjowls,would it!!!?!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD: It's a get out clause because I can't remember what happened. I usualy talk shite but at least I know I'm doing it. Last Sunday I woke at 6pm curled up in the corner of the room with my comp still on. I don't remeber turning it on, or falling asleep. So I'm pleading deminished responsibility due to alcoholism.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Holy shit man!! No fucking joke...the same thing happened to me. I got hammered and it turns out I went into a shitload of chatrooms spouting out German,that was Nursey's fault I think,but anyway. Turns out I ended up talking to this 17 year old girl from Germany.She sent me a pic and I apparently sent one of me to her. I gotta lay off the sauce...
No, I aint joking. I sometimes always drink to the point of oblivion. Q. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN HRH THE PRINCESS OF WALES DIED? I was asleep on a set of concrete steps in a block of council flats 10 miles in the opposite direction from where I lived. With a kebab still wraped, tucked neatly under one arm. I woke at 7 am with people tossing me coins and giving directions to the local homeless shelter.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD: No, I aint joking. I sometimes always drink to the point of oblivion. Q. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN HRH THE PRINCESS OF WALES DIED? I was asleep on a set of concrete steps in a block of council flats 10 miles in the opposite direction from where I lived. With a kebab still wraped, tucked neatly under one arm. I woke at 7 am with people tossing me coins and giving directions to the local homeless shelter.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Were they not all wanting to come and touch you with ~ungloved hands~ in ways that only a 'saint' would???
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD: No, I aint joking. I sometimes always drink to the point of oblivion. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You too? And here I thought I was the only one...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff: Nope... I'm afraid you're not alone... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I shoulda included Lomo in that sentence...my bad man...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Keep it up guys and you'll be farting blood in no time! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You're about 5 years too late I'm afraid.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: This wouldn't be a cloaked admission of a fuck-em-an-dump-em cybernettic one night stand with Yabberjowls,would it!!!?! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, although I did talk to her. Can't remember what the fuck I talked to her about. If I remember corectly though I annoyed her fiance and he stormed out of the room, or something like that. And I think we talked about her latex outfit a bit too.
