LAST PERSON TO POST IN THIS THREAD WINS!! game

No new years day
To celebrate
No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away
No first of spring
No song to sing
In fact here's just another ordinary day
No april rain
No flowers bloom
No wedding saturday within the month of june
But what it is
Is something true
Made up of these three words that I must say to you

I just called to say I beat you
I just called to say I kicked your arse
I just called to say I beat you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

No summers high
No warm july
No harvest moon to light one tender august night
No autumn breeze
No falling leaves
No even time for birds to fly to southern skies
No libra sun
No halloween
No giving thanks to all the christmas joy you bring
But what it is
Though old so new
To fill your heart like no three words could ever do.

I just called to say I beat you
I just called to say I kicked your arse
I just called to say I beat you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

... key change, woo hoo! ...

I just called to say I beat you
I just called to say I kicked your arse
I just called to say I beat you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

 

Chester, that was magical.

 

Cheers mate! :wink:

 

good morning... i'm WAY hungover today... way more so than usual. so, the only highlight of my day will be proclaiming myself the

WINNER...

so don't take that away from me... okay?

 

Vitamin B12 and electrolytes are your prize (get some in ya, you'll be ready for round 2 tonight, no problem)

 

i'll be ready for round 2 after my first beer. that's how i do. amazing i still look so young with all the alcohol i pump into my system, isn't it? i need to cut back though, because i don't want to be one of those 40 year old that look like a mummy.

 

i'll be in d.c. tomorrow night schmed. i think i'm going to the nationals game, even though i hate sports. i go because i can drink for free. then i'm going to trustee's or capital lounge afterwards.

 

wow, i'm STILL drunk. i thought i posted this is the weekend thread.

 

where the hell is everybody today? i can't believe i actually won.

 

Whatever. You didnt win. We just felt sorry for you and your hangover. LUSH.


So now I win.

 

i doubt anybody felt sorry for me... i'm drunk... again. ha! and i WIN mother fuckerrrrr!

 

shut your noise hole, you lush

 

whatEVAAAAA drugie... i win. you lose.

 

I gave up winning long ago. My mission now is just to keep Headee from winning.

 

Barry, you are Inellagable from winning... Unless you are in Puerto Rico, then all claims are null and void, unless I recive a request to protest you winning through Cuba, then your claim can be disputed In Front Of a Non-partisan Judge (I.E. Judge Judy)

Now, please pay attention

 

that is just pure evil.

 

You say that now, but wait until you see Barry choke a hooker!

 

My mistake. I forgot that paid staff members are not eligible to win prizes on Fugly. In this case, I am relieved.

So Dwaine, what say me and you hook up and drive by and pay Headee a personal visit and award her the prize? I'll film the whole thing, starting with you walking up to her front door naked. Then we'll post the video as proof that the contest has ended, and this thread can finally die.

 

Correction -

Dwaine = Choke

Barry = Hide the body

 

Barry and Dwaine are the same person.

*What a tweeest!*