it was smurf! you disguised yourself as a 6 year old girl to entice him... you was ASKING for it. playing with those barbies the way you were... shame on you. *DISCLAIMER: all of this happened before smurf became the new-and-improved enlightened smurf.
If you must know, I was at the other end of the strip mall sniffing lingerie (and she didn't care for that). Now YOU two get a room. I win.
You sold those and I still have to buy dinner????? Thats it from now on Im sitting on your face....... I win.
Just make sure you have that 'damn wish he would wash his nuts before he t-bags me' look on your face. That one is priceless.