LAST PERSON TO POST IN THIS THREAD WINS!! game

Bigger than Dwaine's because he had to get the size of his reduced to reflect how much of his colon was removed, but only about half the size of diogene's. That dude corners the latex-rubber market every time he threatens to sell his dildo for scrap.

 

Ill bet a tenner its black and about 2ft long.

 

EBONY tommy... and 14 inches, jewel encrusted, runs on two car batteries, with the words "The Heartbreaker" airbrushed down the shaft...


get it right

 

actually, it's a little purple vibrator. i'm saving up to get the 20 inch big black one though. or i can always borrow dwaine's.

 

Hahahahaha that is pure class.

 

Should be called the Tooth Chippa.

 

i can't believe how close bungle was to winning.

 

Yea, you two were neck and neck for a bit there.....

 

is something burning in here?

 

Dan winsa by a bgesruck

 

want me to c um in that sweet mouth of yours headee?

 

i'll pass. however, i will WIN!

 

congrats, you win.

 

thank you.

 

!!

 

!!!

 

Fucking copycat!

Do you just hang around here like a bad stench all day, waiting for posts? Like some proverbial rodent picking up the crumbs as they fall from the table.

 

I'll give a dollar to the winner.

Reiz in this corner, Headee in this corner.

This will be a clothing optional bout, no blows below the belt, but licking is acceptable.....

DING DING

 

do you just lurk the board waiting for things to bitch about? that's about all you seem to do. i would like you even less than i like nursey, but i've seen your picture and you're actually pretty hot.

 

If you're trying to out "bitch" Reiz you're out of your league. Reiz is an angry Australian woman. You're just a girl from the East coast who is itching for a good fuck but can't find one.

It'll be entertaining to watch though.