LAST PERSON TO POST IN THIS THREAD WINS!! game

how old are you? 12?

can somebody ban him or something?

 

Call me

 

Until your mom visits and asks why your phone smells funny....

 

sounds like you're speaking from experience.

 

His mom was bad. His CO in Afghanistan got really pissed.

 

Is this thread about to degrade to mama jokes?

 

Your mama is so fat that she was diagnosed with a flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 17 years to live.

 

Heh vaguely funny but you got to come up with something original.

 

Your mama is so ugly that everytime she goes shopping for a Halloween costume they keep trying to sell her a Fred Flintstone costume.

 

Never herd that one so it's likely origional but for good reason. Basically it was not funny.

 

You just don't like it cause I burned your mama. Burned dat bitch. BURN, BURN, BURN

 

I WIN!

 

dan's mama so retarded... she gave birth to DAN.





(lame, but funnier than dan's original)

 

Hey how you gonna be my fall back bitch if you goes around sayins shit like dat. You knows I's gonna have to smack ya up aside ya head but yo still gonna have to give it up doggystyle.

 

Ban me?? Ha i was here before you was a glint of semi retarded spunk in your daddys disease infested slightly deformed ballsack now run away little runt.
(ruffles headee's hair and pinches her cheek affectionately)

 

Does this mean i win?? even if only for a short while??

 

Dear Dan,

Your mother swims out to meet the battleships.

Sincerely,

Diogenes

 

Nobody wins. You're all losers.

 

What even me??

 

i never realized dan was black.