LAST PERSON TO POST IN THIS THREAD WINS!! game

This thread reeks of newbies.

 

And something else too, what is it. . . . . . .oh yes vegetable soup

 

:lol:

Mia has a good sense of humor. Give her a chance.

Barry

 

I don't get it... but I can't eat vegitable soup anyways

 

Y thankyou Barry!

 

(smells self) yup..yer right!

 

Dont put yourself down sweetie, Im sure with a bib and a little help you could manage :twisted:

 

Here he comes, Barry, the whiney fucking killjoy. But i can't deny the explosive fountains of euphoria i experience at that moment when, on climax, my ringpiece is suddenly stretched to seemingly impossible dimensions as the mighty monster man-beast that you represent to my psyche is whipped out at lightening speed. So, you win. Let it be known that from this day, i have only one butt-bead, and he goes by the name of Barreh. Satanists and demented nazi fags will still be welcome to join me for cake baking and cups of tea.

 

Can you feel the love in the thread?

Nursey, I'm Ulfur's wife. >; )

Barry and Mia, sitting in a tree... F..u..c..k..i..n..g.

I win!

 

So......that means you aren't one of the nicks i use to post glowing comments about myself to make it look like people love me? I think i find that rather disturbing!!! :x

 

So, are you the inspiration for Ulfur's recent baptism into the dark arts?


Barry

 

Errrrrm.... No.
He arrived at the gates of Hell completely unaided.
*hides apple*
And it's hardly a recent change in vocation for him either.

 

I can only advise you sit back, relax and enjoy >; )

 

hell with the apple..there are some who believe that the 'forbidden fruit' was a tomato.

which should come to no surprise to the amorously inclined Italians.

 

Stop that at once oh ye wanton wench of Satan! *purses lips strictly*

 

..and some say it was a pommegranate. The seeded innards resembling the labia skin. Not that i would know these things, being eeeevil and all.

 

I have an angle that I bet you haven't heard -

The "forbidden fruit" was probably a fig. In the Old Testament, a fig tree was planted as a memorial when a binding agreement (covenant) was made between two people. Everytime a person ate the fruit, it renewed the covenant. A person could enter into an agreement with either of the coventers by eating the fruit together with them.

When God made his original covenant with Lucifer, he planted a covenant tree. Same for Adam later (the tree of life). Adam's sin was not that he ate the fruit, but that he entered a covenant with Lucifer to overthrow God. The fruit eating was just to seal the deal.

Lucifer, in the form of the Whispering Python Spirit, convinced Adam that four lies were true. The same lies are the basis of every Luciferien religion today. (Genesis 3)

1. You are not really going to die. (reincarnation, soul migration, etc)
2. Your eyes shall be opened. (enlightenment, occult knowledge)
3. You will decide what is right and wrong (situational ethics, anarchy)
4. You shall be as God. (All is one)

Back in the day I dipped into the vat of occultism. Once I found the bottom of the vat, I discoverd the biggest lie of all. There is real power there, but you have absolutely no control over it. The lie is hidden in the deception that you somehow control the power. You don't, and never will.

Barry

 

once a satanist always a satanist barreh.... you are ebil.. eeeeebillll...

 

"Oh, the black arts? I fooled around with em a while ago."

:shock:

How many children did you kill Barry?

Barry?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Barry!