LAST PERSON TO POST IN THIS THREAD WINS!! game

Okay you win. Post your home address so I can mail you your prizes (no PO boxes)

 

Do you really want to go there?

Think about that very carefully.

Many people you interact with perceive you as a minor threat. I don't. I take any implication of any kind of physical threat very seriously and my immediate reaction is to eliminate the threat swiftly.

Don't think for a second that you're going to threaten me and survive for very long, fat boy.

 

Parker.

Cary, NC.

I'm much closed to getting in touch with you than you are to getting to me.

Do you want me to keep going?

 

sure but your not close, I was just joking about sending you a prize for winning.. Sheesh you call ME uptight...

 

You read into things too much. I see no threat there. You're not that important.

 

Quite the jumpy little bitch, aren't you Jack? Did your hands tremble as you typed with all that adrenaline from your 'fight or flight' mechanism? And - let me guess - with a small anxiety erection (the sort of confused 'defensive response' one might expect from Son of Wad Gobblin)? It's ok. We can see these things. Just relax and take deep breaths. Nobody is going to hurt you. Not just for being a smirky, little bunboy-faggot. But careful you don't get too friendly with Schmed or Checkmate will challenge you to a man-to-man 'frot wrestle'.

 

Besides, I win anyway.

 

Yeah! And we will high five and bump chests afterwards...but only because it's what Nursey wants and not because we'd enjoy it, that would be just gay.

 

I bet you masturbate to Anime.

 

With a belt around his neck.

 

Anime narcissistic auto-eroticism.

 

I won't knock it, til I've tried it.

Who is Annie May? Is she hot?

 

That wasn't very funny.

I win.

 

Is that like 'inter-species erotica'??

 

Maybe that was a little paranoid. I just figured that's what he meant. If you can assume it about anybody that somebody is talking about coming and murdering you by asking for your address you have to admit it would be tub-o-fun there.

Sorry about that. You post your address instead and I will come pick it up the next time I'm up around Raleigh.

 

yeah that would be pretty gay

 

I said i was coming to murder you? Did I miss a post somewhere? I was just jokingly making a post that I was going to send you a prize (spent rubber, James Pollock Sharted underpants painting) You obviously know who and where i am, feel free to come collect your forum prize, weirdo.

Is this the long lost son of the Iceman (only like 3 of you will get that reference, OOOOHHHH Long live I.M.C.)

 

jeff hanneman!..

hi jac

 

The Iceman, not the one off of Top Gun either.

Now, back to me winning.

 

i just saw this... kerching