I am sending this message from the future to tell you that I clearly won so you may as well stop posting unless it is to congratullate me the winner.
This just in: We have report from the future of the future that Dangerous Dan has died of complications involving an infection caused by a certain blue swimsuit. His victory was short-lived.
The master has sent these messages back for you to enlighten you as well as curb your insolence and show you the path to knowledge through submission to the supreme power that guides all our lives and permeates every living thing: YO Let ME Explain it to Yo so yo can understand it better: 1.) Your overconfidence is your weakness 2.) You must unlearn what you have learned 3.) Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice 4.) Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them 5.) Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is 6.) Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try 7.) Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering 8.) The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all iving things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy thgether. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force 9.) Dangerous Dan is clearly the winner
You scare me with all these sick pics you seem to have a never ending supply of em,what aint you telling us?
Okay. I am just going to say it. I am completely offended by your username. I mean come on. UCICARE. That is so fucking lame. Just what do you care about? Do you care about practicing caring about bullshit? There is nothing to care about here so go care about something where there is something to care about. As I see it you are just practicing what you think is interacting with dysfunctional dipwads because you think that is your meal ticket and that the mofos on this forum are as dysfunctional as they come. Completely fucking contrived and patronizing. I fucking hate Dr. Phil and all the motherfuckers who try to imitate him. If you want to fucking care about something then why don't you by a one way ticket to Sri Lanka or some shit where there is really something to care about. I mean I'm all for caring about shit but let's get the shit straight. Caring about people who choose to be dysfunctional becasue ordinary life is so fucking boring is not a virtue. It's fucking lame. Now go care about something else dipwad.
I just got flamed for breathing. Oh wait....that means I win! Hey Dan, have you ever considered that I might be just as dysfunctional (in my own ways) as anyone in this forum? The facts that I even post here says something about my defectiveness doesn't it? I think it was Rat who pointed out the obvious - we all care. My question to you is this - do you care about anything or anybody other than yourself? Barry