LAST PERSON TO POST IN THIS THREAD WINS!! game

You could say, something profound, like "This weekend I went out and GUFFAW, I was like ORLY? ORLY?"

Kind of like old times and all.

Or you could write a nice poem about SpoOOon.

Or admit that you are the new, and more grammatically correct, Dan.

Or admit that you were dan all along.

Or that you are Malibu.........

 

what's "ORLY"?

speaking of spoon, i'm going to email him now. i forgot about him. i'll tell him he needs to make a special guest appearance for my 1,000th post.

 

Will they let him out long enough to get his emails???

Or is it that his work has cracked down on him using the internet to send violent threats across the world. Maybe he is the al-qaeda in the netherlands

 

maybe he really was never from the netherlands. that was his cover. he hasn't answered my email yet. ususally he's quick. they must have finally put him away.

 

Might I suggest that you start a new tradition by posting a full body picture of yourself?

Clothed or not is you option.

There is a running discussion going on in PM's about whether you are plump or thin.

I have money riding on the outcome, so don't screw this up.

 

hahaha running discussion amongst who?? haven't i posted one before? let me go look...

 

I can't say who. That might influence your choice. And no, you haven't posted one before.

 

well, 1,000 posts is too hard to go through anyways. i tried for a minute. i have this picture on my photobucket, but it's not really full body, and it's a couple years old. then again, i never really change:



i'm sure i have something else in my gmail... i'm not nursey-skinny by no means--but i'm not fat, so fuck you to whoever thinks i am! ha! and i'm only 4 foot 11, so all fantasies about me being a 6 foot tall goddess can stop.

 

4'11" is "spinner" sized

 

But how the hell does a 4'11" person survive in the mosh pit?

 

they don't. they avoid them. i'm not THAT hard core.

 

You could ride on phatboys shoulders (facing either way, I'm sure)

 

i could ride on nursey's shoulders too. with her trucker arms and all.

 

I thought the spinner comment was excellent.

I would say that a standing, non-hungover full body shot would be the only true way to guage.

Im guessing 4'11" and around 105Lbs.......Most of that above the belly button....

 

hmm, i decline posting my weight on here, but i haven't weighed 105 pounds since before i reached puberty. my body shape doesn't accomodate that low of a weight. i've got hips, tits, ass and thighs and all that. i mean i guess it would be possible for me to weigh that, but it would be hard. maybe if i cut out all the beer... but that would be a TRAGIC thing. actually, no, cause i wasn't even THAT teeny in high school before i started drinking. maybe if i got AIDS.

 

Well I cant see you being much more than 125, Put on some snug blue jeans, assume the position in my sig, and then take a pic, That way we can adequately judge the rear.

 

ay ay captain... my next post is the BIG ONE! i'm kind of nervous.

 

Your next post will be the post before you lose next. I WIN!

 

you suck--I WIN!

 

thats the last time I make book for you muffgah