Kylie Minogue has breast cancer

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by chester grape, May 17, 2005.

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Will her breast cancer kill Kylie Minogue?

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  2. No

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  3. Kylie who?

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  1. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    That's because you haven't the faintest idea what Williams is about. Try harder.

    How good of you to come to the "rescue"....she needs it. Desperately.

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  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Boing boing boing. This is too easy.
     
  3. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    You're a mess.

    When you decide to come hither and thither from under your "posse" of alter egos and want to try sparring one on one, you can e-mail me: romgirl5@yahoo.com... that goes for anyone.

    I'm more than happy to meet the "challenge".

    Until then, keep living in delusions of grandeur. I'm on to you and yours.
     
  4. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    We-e-ell ... I'd say you're suggesting that Nursey has mentally retreated from the world and only finds solace in toying with you, except:

    1. It's patently not true; and

    2. It credits you with far more intelligence than you've displayed in any of your 674 posts to date.
     
  5. Samanthasez

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    I wholeheartedly disagree, of course, because I don't have the luxury of a plethora of online buddies to assist me: it's extremely telling to me how weak you both are.

    I'd like to see you two without each other: I don't think you could hang.
     
  6. Nursey

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    Tsk! I do hope Dr. Bungle's going to come and tell us you were drunk when you wrote that post, you disturbed, unhinged bitch. If not, then perhaps he could give you some free therapy to help you work through those issues. You could be the test run guinea pig.
     
  7. Samanthasez

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    My God, you're far too easy.

    It's really quite sickeningly disappointing...post your e-mail addy, 'chrissy': You can't because I think the only FRAUD here is you.
     
  8. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Two last tips for you Shammy, and then I'm done with you in this thread:

    1. Be funny

    2. Make sense.

    Sayonara.
     
  9. Nursey

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    Whaaaa? I think Bungle better hurry...it's beginning to look like meltdown over there! :shock:
     
  10. Samanthasez

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    I don't have anything to "prove"...This isn't something where any of us are going to get "rewards" or a hazing certificate: I'm not required to be "funny" any more than you're required to stop being pussy whipped: when the check is in the mail, sweetheart, I'll pull out the comedy...until then, you fucking Eurotrash can lick me.
     
  11. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Hey there fuglyites. Don't forget there's a poll at the top there. If you don't vote, you can't complain if she dies.

    Or maybe you can.
     
  12. Samanthasez

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    Oh, I hit a nerve!

    You're so "misunderstood", aren't you? Poor, poor pathetic Nutsey.
     
  13. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Whoah Scam! That sounds so fucking cool! :eek:
     
  14. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Thanks, babe!
     
  15. Dimples

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    i think she wants you.
     
  16. Dimples

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    women generally dont die by breast cancer in these modern times unless its left too late. probably just some sort of media stunt to gain back some of her already non-existant fame.
     
  17. Rottin Candy

    Rottin Candy New Member

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    Let's buy her a

    :lol:
     
  18. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Finally, her true motives are revealed! I had no idea the panty mandibles she brandishes menacingly with every post were grinding their chops over me!
    And why did she call me 'Chrissy'? Is that perhaps some sort of Yiddish slang 'J.A.P.' dykes use to call someone a 'tease'? :?
     
  19. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    No truer words have ever been spoken.

    Give it up Samantha, no one is rooting for you.

    Barry is gone... REMEMBER!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHPISSONFACEAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
     
  20. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    Question:

    Does Kylie Monogue have cancer...

    -or-

    Does cancer have Kylie Monogue?
     

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