Krotchy Fem-Dom Kit

That's a really dykey sounding name. By the way,do you know what a 'femidom' is,Kit?


...just checking.

[ July 15, 2002: Message edited by: Nursey ]

 

I've actually got one of those...

'snif... Still in the plastic wrapper.

 

Wots protection?

 

oi kit keep one of them spare for when i get over there cos iv never fucked anyone with one of them up there cunt,i bet his like putting your cock in a crisp bag(potato chips to you yanks) but ive been looking for some cheap skanky whore with no pride to use as a guinea pig and youll do perfectly(and i say that with the upmost respect hun)so get the bag in and let me fill the fucker up with jizz.

 

LMFAO!

i know what that is, we learned about it in middle school

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:
Amusing. I wonder who actually has been to more than one BDS&M party? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

:raises one hand and tries to protect her bum with the other:

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Krotchy Fem-Dom Kit:
LMFAO!

i know what that is, we learned about it in middle school <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

At least some of my tax money is going to fund a good cause... Fat lotta good it does.

 

Amusing. I wonder who actually has been to more than one BDS&M party? And I don't mean a rave with leather. (Raise your hands, Nursey and Pimp, I'm sure you two are the only ones who recognize the source of my cheesey screen name).

I'd love to read the instructions from that contraption. I'll bet they're a hoot. Have you ever read "tampon" instructions? They tell you that you cannot leave the last one in until your next period.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
At least some of my tax money is going to fund a good cause... Fat lotta good it does.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no shit. i think for some ppl, it makes em wanna have sex more n that its ok to have sex at an early age n stuff...

 

I want to try one out in Nursey's ass.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Krotchy Fem-Dom Kit:
no shit. i think for some ppl, it makes em wanna have sex more n that its ok to have sex at an early age n stuff...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Personally, I think you should wait until you're 65 before you have sex.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
I want to try one out in Nursey's ass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm sure you do...unfortunately for you,i am way out of your range in terms of sexual compatibility...your retarded cock and binary-perception-sexuality wouldn't know what to do with a quantum fuckslut like me. You'll just have to make do with the ass of something more along the lines of what you're used to.



[ July 17, 2002: Message edited by: Nursey ]

 

Nursey rocks my world.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
Personally, I think you should wait until you're 65 before you have sex. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ummm...viagra?

 

No... Menopause's timely death. As well as any chance of you procreating.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
No... Menopause's timely death. As well as any chance of you procreating.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

theres no chance of that anyways