Q: Why does Kobe have for Thanksgiving? A: Same as always, a little white meat on the side. Q:what does Kobe have in common with a monkey? A:they both love grinding their organ and need to be chained up Q: What's a foot long and forces its way into teenagers? A: HEY! HEY! It was consensual! I love my wife! Q: What’s Kobe’s best move on the court? A: Going strong to the hole Q: Why did Kobe cross the road? A: To sexually assault the white teenager from the other side. Hope they lock his monkey ass up, in jail i dribble well with balls will take on a whole new meaning.
When I see the word "jokes" it generally implies amusement to follow. This, however, was completly devoid of any funny whatsoever.