Kobe Bryant Jokes

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Darkgroovey, Aug 6, 2003.

  1. Darkgroovey

    Darkgroovey New Member

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    Q: Why does Kobe have for Thanksgiving?
    A: Same as always, a little white meat on the side.

    Q:what does Kobe have in common with a monkey?
    A:they both love grinding their organ and need to be chained up

    Q: What's a foot long and forces its way into teenagers?
    A: HEY! HEY! It was consensual! I love my wife!

    Q: What’s Kobe’s best move on the court?
    A: Going strong to the hole

    Q: Why did Kobe cross the road?
    A: To sexually assault the white teenager from the other side.

    Hope they lock his monkey ass up, in jail i dribble well with balls will take on a whole new meaning.
     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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  3. NiCo

    NiCo New Member

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    When I see the word "jokes" it generally implies amusement to follow. This, however, was completly devoid of any funny whatsoever.
     
  4. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    whoops! read the first joke and ran to the fridge lookin for turkey sammiches.
     
  5. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    so what is the joke section for again?
     
  6. Tryme

    Tryme New Member

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    While jokes my not belong here...how many real jokes have you read in the "Jokes Section"
     
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