TWO PREGNANT WOMEN SAT KNITTING ONE AFTERNOON,THE FIRST LADY TURNS TO HER FREIND AND SAYS...I HOPE MINES A LITTLE BOY I HAVE THIS LOVELY BLUE WOOL...THE SECOND LADY REPLIES I HOPE MINES A SPASTIC IVE FUCKED THE ARMS UP....BOOM BOOM IM A NEW GUY BE GENTLE.
Well done, made me laugh. A little. How does a blind parachutist know when he is about to land? The lead goes slack on his guide dog.
