Kit

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by canine_STD, Oct 11, 2002.

  1. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    Just had this pretty fucked up conversation with kit. Before anyone tells me how unfunny this is, fuck you, I never started this conversation and it's NOT a victim. I don't do victims, I'll leave that to cheeze.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

    Baptist Kit says:
    oh what foul language
    Baptist Kit says:
    if you read the bible
    Baptist Kit says:
    you will read that jesus told his disciples that if the tongue kauses u to sin, u should kut it off
    Baptist Kit says:
    would u like me to kut it off?
    canine_std says:
    For fuck sake, I suppose you're gonna post this in the forums like your last "hillarious" victim. Just give it up as a bad job and try it with someone else.
    Baptist Kit says:
    exkuse me?
    Baptist Kit says:
    i dont post in the forums
    Baptist Kit says:
    i found god and jesus
    canine_std says:
    you tried it on with lomo, who basically told you to fuck off and you posted it in the forums. Fuck knows why, was about 3 lines long and totaly unfunny, just a little hint. Try victims who dont know who you are
    Baptist Kit says:
    I dont post my personal konversations about my movement
    Baptist Kit says:
    and i dont post inthe forums
    Baptist Kit says:
    you have no choice
    Baptist Kit says:
    you must join us r die
    Baptist Kit says:
    plz dont live in sin any longer
    Baptist Kit says:
    there is no need
    Baptist Kit says:
    REPENT!
    canine_std says:
    you dont post in the forums, just spam us all with links to your own piece of crap forum.
    Baptist Kit says:
    LOL i skared the ppl away
    Baptist Kit says:
    i had to find new ones
    Baptist Kit says:
    and its nut mine
    Baptist Kit says:
    so have u found jesus yet?
    canine_std says:
    then why did you say it is?
    canine_std says:
    in your email?
    Baptist Kit says:
    i did?
    Baptist Kit says:
    no
    Baptist Kit says:
    twas nut mine
    Baptist Kit says:
    i did nut
    canine_std says:
    you did, you said you started it
    Baptist Kit says:
    i made everyone leave... i must have beenhigh on the fruits of the earth...
    Baptist Kit says:
    hey how is dawn?
    canine_std says:
    oh not you too!
    Baptist Kit says:
    what happened?
    Baptist Kit says:
    what?
    canine_std says:
    Yes I know she's a whore
    Baptist Kit says:
    eh?
    Baptist Kit says:
    i didnt say she was
    canine_std says:
    Forget about it
    Baptist Kit says:
    what happened?
    Baptist Kit says:
    oh.. well, i am kurious
    canine_std says:
    you dont read the forums huh?
    Baptist Kit says:
    no
    Baptist Kit says:
    i been busy with church
    Baptist Kit says:
    and porn is bad, mmmkay
    canine_std says: http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=003085
    canine_std says:
    I got about 200 emails saying "look, I told you she was a whore"
    Baptist Kit says:
    oh shit
    canine_std says:
    I aint fussed, I dont even know her
    canine_std says:
    never met the girl and I live half way round the world from her
    Baptist Kit says:
    wow
    Baptist Kit says:
    hmmm
    Baptist Kit says:
    well if it makes u feel better
    Baptist Kit says:
    the rev told me i had to get married to some guy
    canine_std says:
    just got kinda annoyed, everyone thinking there would be some big fight in the forums between me and bob
    canine_std says:
    which rev? lomo?
    Baptist Kit says:
    no
    canine_std says:

    Baptist Kit says:
    Reverend from my baptist church
    canine_std says:
    I suppose he told you to move to south america and work for free picking fruit
    Baptist Kit says:
    no
    Baptist Kit says:
    he said that every member must spread the word
    Baptist Kit says:
    and b/c i was getting old
    Baptist Kit says:
    i had to be married soon
    canine_std says:
    let me guess, he'd take you as his own wife, along with his other 30 underage wifes?
    Baptist Kit says:
    no
    canine_std says:
    all in the name of the lord huh?
    Baptist Kit says:
    he hooked me up with another member
    Baptist Kit says:
    he is 28
    Baptist Kit says:
    no rules of the bible
    Baptist Kit says:
    you have to join r die
    canine_std says:
    I'll die thanks, gonna do it someday anyway
    Baptist Kit says:
    homosexuals must be brutally tortured and killed
    Baptist Kit says:
    if they do not change their ways and join
    Baptist Kit says:
    and any unmarried person who has sex
    Baptist Kit says:
    must have his r her genitalia kut out
    Baptist Kit says:
    and hten be killed
    canine_std says:
    wonderful, and I suppose you're gonna go out and do that to people are you? Just like you tried to kill yourself?
    Baptist Kit says:
    no, i cant participate in the executions
    Baptist Kit says:
    i can only report
    Baptist Kit says:
    b/c i am female
    canine_std says:
    oh... I see. Why dont you buy a fake beard like they did in the life of brian?
    Baptist Kit says:
    i didnt see that
    Baptist Kit says:
    we arent allowed to watch movies that are run by jews
    canine_std says:
    WTF? Who said it was run by Jews?
    Baptist Kit says:
    the rev
    Baptist Kit says:
    all media except a few
    Baptist Kit says:
    r run by jews
    canine_std says:
    well I doubt that was, it was a comedy by Monty Pithon
    Baptist Kit says:
    oh
    Baptist Kit says:
    never seen it
    canine_std says:
    basicaly takes the piss out of christianity and all of it's whacked out followers. Kinda lioke you
    Baptist Kit says:
    ROFL
    canine_std says:
    well, this has been slightly more entertaining than I first gave it credit, but I have things to do. See ya later
    Baptist Kit says:
    kbye
    Baptist Kit says:
    pray!
    canine_std says:
    yeah right, that you die a slow and horrible death maybe?
    Baptist Kit says:
    it kould happen!
    canine_std says:
    I'll make sure I pray then<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well she said she wanted more people to join her forum, and for the benefit of those she didn't spam with the url, you can find it here.
    Enjoy
     
  2. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    Kit is such a fucken hypocrite
     
  3. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    im too fucked to read that...but i've found her new home!
     
  4. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    Kit is such a fucken hypocrite<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    erm..... why?
    Something she said in all that shit up there, or something you know about her?
     
  5. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    whats with kit lately why dont she post here anymore and whats up with her fukin head,ilast i hearshe was warning us all to be careful who we wind up on the net,now she joins some xaiver stone lookalike cult,shes serioulsy fukin lost it that girl,pity really she had a fucking great ass.
     
  6. 1337

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    she said the same shit to me.
    She changed her MSN name from Kitanathekiller to Baptist Kit.

    Its her new gimmick i guess. Pretty annoying.
     
  7. Mambo

    Mambo New Member

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    Reading about Kit when you wake up is PUKEY.
    Speaking of PUKE, how many people here have DOGS? I have two cats and one of my boyfriends hates the fact that they occasionally puke up hairballs. Do DOGS have puke incidents too?
     
  8. Cuntry Skank

    Cuntry Skank New Member

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    how old is she that a preacher is telling her to get married

    i am not getting married again till i am old

    or unless he is really really old and really really really rich
     
  9. NiCo

    NiCo New Member

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    Like i've said time and time again, shes a fuckin wackjob.
     
  10. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    I think religion is rotting her brain. She's much angrier than i remember her being the last time i talked to her. I just talked to her on MSN and this is what she had to say:

    Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

    FredVegas says:
    Babtist? why not methodist or jehovah's witness or something...
    Baptist Kit says:
    fuk that
    Baptist Kit says:
    i am baptist dammit
    FredVegas says:
    ahh
    FredVegas says:
    ok
    FredVegas says:
    just curious
    FredVegas says:
    how you been?
    Baptist Kit says:
    bd
    Baptist Kit says:
    bad
    FredVegas says:
    sorry to hear that
    FredVegas says:
    god got ya down?
    FredVegas says:
    he's a buzz kill
    FredVegas says:
    sell your soul
    FredVegas says:
    to me
    FredVegas says:
    for 1.50
    Baptist Kit says:
    fuck that
    Baptist Kit says:
    maybe a million
    FredVegas says:
    pennies?
    Baptist Kit says:
    shit iw ill sell my soul for eternal life and youth
    Baptist Kit says:
    shitt
    FredVegas says:
    hmm
    FredVegas says:
    eternal life and youth?
    Baptist Kit says:
    yea
    FredVegas says:
    ok
    FredVegas says:
    done
    FredVegas says:
    so i get your soul now?
    Baptist Kit says:
    uh no
    FredVegas says:
    but i just gave you eternal life and youth
    Baptist Kit says:
    no uddidnt
    FredVegas says:
    yes....i did
    FredVegas says:
    but im takin it back
    Baptist Kit says:
    fuk u
    FredVegas says:

    FredVegas says:
    that's just mean
    Baptist Kit says:
    i know
    FredVegas says:
    you're just mad cause i took back your eternal life and youth
    Baptist Kit says:
    stfu
    Baptist Kit says:
    byte me
    Baptist Kit says:
    bye
    FredVegas says:
    piss off
    Baptist Kit says:
    fuck off
    FredVegas says:
    biatch
    Baptist Kit says:
    bia bia
    FredVegas says:
    boo hooooo

    The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
    boo hooooo

     
  11. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
    I think religion is rotting her brain. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Her brain has been 'rotted' from day one...i'd say religion is the furry green mould that is thriving off what's left of her slimey, rotted brain sludge.
     
  12. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I tell ya... thats pretty fucked up. I was supposed to marry Kitana. Now some false prophet has convinced her to marry some 28 year old brainwashed virgin. Fuck that. My next load is going to Corpus Cristie. I'm taking my sniper rifle and "exorcising" this son of a bitch who wants to pawn my wife off on one of his loser disciples.

    Kit... if you're listening... don't listen to that evil priest. He's not Baptist. He also doesn't know a damn thing about the bible if thats the shit he's teaching you. I've studied all forms of Christianty and I'm a former Satanist as well. If you have questions, I have answers. He's gonna be dead soon anyway (And the 28 year old reject).
     
  13. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Do it Cheeze if you ask me there aren't enough people going round your neck of the woods randomly shooting people at the moment anyway...erm...no hold on a sec.. eh...
     
  14. Smokey McPot

    Smokey McPot Member

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    She makes me wanna touch myself.
     
  15. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    I've said it before and I'll say it again, Kit's fuckin' mental. End of story.
     
  16. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Stop disappearing for ages and POST,you wanker.
     
  17. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Stop disappearing for ages and POST,you wanker.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I was thinking something similar.
     
  18. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:

    Wellll Kit is a secret cyber whore, don't ask how I know, but I know, my lamby powers have told me so
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    So the fact that Kit roams the net looking for men and trying to get their attention/sympathy with suicidal threats before trying to cyber with them has nothing to do with it?
     
  19. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    well see thats the obvious part of it, but there is an underlying sinister evil behind the suicide, I just can't bring myself to speak of the damnation and personal hell kastratin Klit does!
     
  20. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
    erm..... why?
    Something she said in all that shit up there, or something you know about her?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Wellll Kit is a secret cyber whore, don't ask how I know, but I know, my lamby powers have told me so, and plus she said she was gonna get me a damn birthday present for my 10th birthday and it never happened. Bitch you better make 11 exceptional!!!!!!
     

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