KIT! I found something you might be interested in...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Jun 20, 2002.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Here you go...

     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    FUCK YOU

    i dont need to write any notes on word.
    i can write it on my bedroom wall with my blood.
     
  3. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    yeah but it's easier to delete a *.doc file when you fuck it up, than scrub blood off your bedroom wall
     
  4. tommy710

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    hey friar i think youd better do one of them for old blubberass dawn,cos buy the way she's talking i dont think she's gonna be with us much longer,you go for it dawn in heaven everyones slim.
    xxxxxxxxxx
     
  5. gobstopper77

    gobstopper77 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    yeah but it's easier to delete a *.doc file when you fuck it up, than scrub blood off your bedroom wall<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    lmfao
     
  6. Yummy

    Yummy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    hey friar i think youd better do one of them for old blubberass dawn,cos buy the way she's talking i dont think she's gonna be with us much longer,you go for it dawn in heaven everyones slim.
    xxxxxxxxxx
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    and in hell you will be the belle of the ball...
     
  7. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    oh stop it yummy your making me blush(simpers like a big girl)
     
  8. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    yeah but it's easier to delete a *.doc file when you fuck it up, than scrub blood off your bedroom wall<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Pimp's got a point here...
     
  9. Matthew

    Matthew New Member

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    I also found something you might be interested in kit....


    Seppuku with a frisbee





    Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.



    But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.







    Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

    Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

    Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

    Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

    Step 5 Get really super pissed.

    Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

    Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

    Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

    Step 9 Wait.

    Step 10 Die.



    If you succeed everybody will be like “Holy Crap!”
     

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