KiSs tHiS...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by kitana, May 26, 2001.

  1. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    i rock!
    i did good this semester.
    i got a car (nothing fancy, just an old '86 Caddy), i got my license (in that order), i made all A's, and my GPA is higher than a 3.0 so i got a discount on my car insurance.
    i rock!
    it feels good to make the people that called me a loser kiss my ass...it feels even better to know that the people that called me a loser are pregnant, had several kids, are getting or got a divorce, are in jail, or never went to college or never finished high school. *sigh*
     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    forgot to say: the 'Q' stands for quit or dropped. i dropped the history class because i got lazy about doing the 20-page report and the 15 minute presentation. in biology lab, i had to drop because i wasnt-how do i say this-"in tune with the class" or i didnt give a shit.
     
  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    i dont think anyone cares that i did good this semester... DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME THIS SEMESTER INSTEAD OF THE GOOD???
    I will tell you the bad stuff then. i broke up with my boyfriend of -uh- less than one year-that was a good thing, the bad things were that i had to call the cops 'cause the punk threatened to kill me, i lost my anime/hiking partner and now, when i fight with my family, i have nowhere to run to and hide. i found a baby possum and i kept him in a shoe box, but he died so i wasnt able to make a video of me slitting his throat and drinking his blood. i just put him in a jar and added him to my collection. i ran over a snake last night. i put him in my trunk and brought him home. i still have him in my room. i need to skin him, he smells funky. its that snake musk they give off, smells like shit.
    ooh! brainstorm! i am gonna scan my butt on my scanner and see what it looks like. maybe i will post it in the forums. hee-hee.
     
  4. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Oh my. My little sweety made the honor roll! HELL YEAH! The only roll I ever made was a butter roll. As for the ex-boyfriend, I guess thats another guy I'm gonna have to hire IMC to kill. Some people never learn.
     
  5. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    And BTW.... there are much better things to scan than a butt darling. Hee-hee. You know what I mean. *wink*
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    And BTW.... there are much better things to scan than a butt darling. Hee-hee. You know what I mean. *wink*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    what better things to scan than my butt???
    be specific, i dont understand
     
  7. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    maybe he means your front bottom
     
  8. tylenol44

    tylenol44 New Member

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    Nitana, Cheezenutz wants you to scan your penis so the queer fuck can wack off all night looking at your member. Fuck off you queer lover queers!
     
  9. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Queer lover queers? You're the one who has Kitana confused with a man. You're just jealous cause she didn't send you a picture of her pussy. She sent me one though. So BLAH! I was hoping my darling would scan in a picture in of her in som tight, lacy lingerie. Cause Kitana is fine! I mean she is FINE!!! But most people already know this. Except for Dung Matthews. He is too blind from jerking off. Get a bigger screen dude. Or one of those things Mr. Apple uses.
     
  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Kitana... check your private messages!
     
  11. tylenol44

    tylenol44 New Member

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    bitch ass dick munching monkey fucker! I don't need bitches to send me goddamn pictures over the internet. I saw her damn picture and she looks like some fuckin greasy street trash. Cheezenutz FUCK OFF cuz you ain't got shit on Drug, nitana- just go scan your pussy some more cuz that fluorescent light is all the pleasure you finna get.
     
  12. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Haha! The sound of the sexually frustrated. She is more than street trash. She is MY STREET TRASH! So don't fuck with her. I'll have to come over there and stick my dick in your mouth. It might not be a bad thing though. If you give head even HALF as good as your mom does.... I'm in for a treat. Check later my little cum-catcher.
     
  13. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    WHat the fuck, Drug Matt? Shut the fuck up.

    yeah, i admit it, i am street trash, that is why
    i go to college
    work out daily
    have no friends
    have only had 2 boyfriends
    dont party
    dont drink or do drugs
    dont go out - except for long drives on the country roads with my doggies


    i have no life, its just me, my doggies, my comp, my weight bench, my car, and, best of all, school
     
  14. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    WHat the fuck, Drug Matt? Shut the fuck up.

    yeah, i admit it, i am street trash, that is why
    i go to college
    work out daily
    have no friends
    have only had 2 boyfriends
    dont party
    dont drink or do drugs
    dont go out - except for long drives on the country roads with my doggies


    i have no life, its just me, my doggies, my comp, my weight bench, my car, and, best of all, school
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I'd rather be a heroin junkie than have your shitty life. You have no friends,you don't drink!? I'd fucking kill myself. But that's just me...
     
  15. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    And you've only had 2 boyfriends? Christ,you need to get laid.
     
  16. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    HEy fuck you, GAS Boy
    i kinda like my life - introverted, secluded, common (to me). fun is my pups, making fun of the ppl in class for not being able to understand the subjects (heehee, dumbasses), snake/roadkill hunting, some other stuff i cant think of right now, and best of all, FUGLY.
    yeah, i have only had 2 b-friends, but that is because i am careful and i am very shy and mean and abusive-i beat them up.
     

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