Kinky Afro

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by theonlylivingboy, Sep 20, 2002.

  1. theonlylivingboy

    theonlylivingboy New Member

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    Recent posts about the Happy Mondays got me thinking. Can anyone think of a cooler opening two lines to a record than "Kinky Afro"
    Altogether now
    "Son, I'm 30,
    I only went with your Mother 'cos she's dirty"

    Big bag of sweeties for the best answer
     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    oo ee oo ah ah
    ting tang walla walla bing bong
     
  3. theonlylivingboy

    theonlylivingboy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    oo ee oo ah ah
    ting tang walla walla bing bong
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Close, very close.
     
  4. stymie

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    Love..... I get so lost sometimes

    Cmon brainiacs, who was this?
     
  5. stymie

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    My wife will blow the first correct entry.

    Teeth in or out.
     
  6. theonlylivingboy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
    Love..... I get so lost sometimes

    Cmon brainiacs, who was this?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    God knows, its shite!

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
    My wife will blow the first correct entry.

    Teeth in or out.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


     
  7. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    We wanna be free to do what we wanna do, we wanna have a good time, we wanna get loaded... come on baby, let's go!

    There goes my credibility.
     
  8. theonlylivingboy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya C Fields:
    We wanna be free to do what we wanna do, we wanna have a good time, we wanna get loaded... come on baby, let's go!

    There goes my credibility.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Nothing wrong with a bit of Primal Scream, but Pimp's still in the lead!
    Big up for the sig....Their first 2 albums "Specials" and "More Specials" were fuckin outstanding.
     
  9. Tojo Burbage

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    Still got them both on their original vinyl release, they where actually the first 2 albums I ever bought...*sniff.. when I was a teenager * Still in mint condition.

    Wonder how much they'd be wotth now?
     
  10. Ulfur Engil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy:
    Can anyone think of a cooler opening two lines to a record than "Kinky Afro"
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    How about: "Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads.....Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up - YUM!"

    Now that's a million fucking times cooler than those stoned Happy Mondays ramblings..
     
  11. Disorder

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    get down, get down.
    get down, get down.
     
  12. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    A papa oom mow mow a papa oom mow mow
     
  13. theonlylivingboy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    How about: "Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads.....Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up - YUM!"

    Now that's a million fucking times cooler than those stoned Happy Mondays ramblings..
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I disagree ! Now if the first two lines had been
    "Rolly polly Fish heads
    Are never seen drinking
    Cappacino in Italian restaurants
    With Oriental women...Yeah"

    which occurs later in the 'song' then you might have had a case.
    Pimp leads.
     
  14. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    but its supposed to be opening lines you fool!
     
  15. pimpchichi

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    which i guess is the reason he put an 'if' in there...

    now shush.. i'm winning
     
  16. theonlylivingboy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    A papa oom mow mow a papa oom mow mow<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    That'll be "Surfin' Bird" at a guess. The Cramps did a superb version.....close, but no cigar.
     
  17. Disorder

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    'if' or not, its still against his own damn <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    rules to use anything that <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    Mine was the opening from Kool & The Gang - Jungle Boogie.

    Since when has

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> oo ee oo ah ah
    ting tang walla walla bing bong <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    from a cool song.

    Another thing, where do we draw the line at 'cool'?

    What may be cool to me, might seem stupid and immature for you, and whats cool to you, might seem like old fart music to me.
     
  18. pimpchichi

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    well ed, your little argument would probably have some merit IF he had chosen those two lines as potential winners.. but he hadn't.. he just said that the cooler lines come further along in the song...

    anyway.. the reasoning displayed in the rest of your post stinks suspiciously like "pickmepickmeiwannawinwaahmememememeME!"

    whatever happened to amimoderatorornot?
     
  19. theonlylivingboy

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    Get it fuckin right.
    It's what do I think is cool. It's my thread, as you pointed out, my rules and I decide whats fuckin what. We all know yours was the opening to "Jungle Boogie" and its a fuckin chronic song. So your occupying last position, so unless you can come up with something significantly better, fuck off and bother someone else.

    Cunt.
     
  20. ratatouille

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    soon i discovered that this rock thing was true
    jerry lee lewis was the devil


    jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
    all of a sudden, i found myself in love with the world
    so there was only one thing that i could do
    was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
     

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