Kids get all the best toys...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by stymie, Nov 28, 2003.

  1. stymie

    stymie New Member

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    It's my boy's birthday in a few days so I got him this



    Just had a trial run and it fucking rocks! All terrain tyres, can turn virtually on the spot and goes like a rocket. On serious deliberation I have decided to keep it for myself and buy him something more educational like lego or some other shit.


    (had to throw my dog out in the yard, he is scared shitless of it!)
     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    buy two so you can have races you stupid fuck..
     
  3. stymie

    stymie New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    buy two so you can have races you stupid fuck..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Yes, I might just do that ya miserable fucker. Trouble is, they are just about impossible to race them cos you can only just manage to steer the fucking things, I am in the middle of building an assault course for it.
     
  4. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    buy two so you can have races you stupid fuck..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You assume his welfare check can swing another one.
     
  5. stymie

    stymie New Member

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    I broke a vase, the car is indestructible just about. Was gonna do another in the garden but it is pissing down here.

    Stella was not supplied with car (£9.99 for a box of 15 330ml at Threshers)

    And skitso, if by welfare you mean giro, I have only ever heard of these mythical government handouts...
     
  6. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:

    And skitso, if by welfare you mean giro, I have only ever heard of these mythical government handouts...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    the giro is for the less ambitious govenment scrounger, getting his free money (£40ish) a week for being "unemployed"

    the sophisticated govenment scrounger gets his free money(£70ish)a week for being mentally ill. this also has other bonuses, u dont have to go down the jobbie every fortnight and ur claim is assesed but once a year

    GET ILL!
     
  7. theonlylivingboy

    theonlylivingboy New Member

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    Does the bottle of Stella come with the car??
     
  8. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy:
    Does the bottle of Stella come with the car??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    nah, it comes with the trainee "pissed with a car" kit.

    incindently.. how did it fare on the assault course? u broken it yet?
     

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