Karaoke Talent Shows, when combined with an extremely drunk

....are bad, bad, bad, bad things.

Some friends of mine went to this Gong show combined with Karaoke night at this big club here, and me already having gotten a head start on the amount of alcohol I consumed (mid-afternoon or so), I ended up joining them. One friend says to me "Ten bucks says that you are too chickenshit to get up there and sing Tom Jones!!!" So, I, trying to remain dignified, reply back to her in a completely drunken stupor, "Fuck you....gimme that fucking money!!!!", and then stumbled up there, and tried to sing, "It's Not Unusual".

(Some of you here know what my voice sounds like; I'm virtually a fucking monotone...).

One time, I wore an SS uniform to a costume party, and I didn't get booed nearly as bad as I did last night....

Goddamn, I wish I had an audio recorded last night.

 

Ulf mate am pretty sure that I speak on behalf of a vast percentage of the forum when I say I'm glad you didn't have a recorder with you...

Besides if Canine heard you fucking up one his idol's songs he would be snapping at your heels!

 

One time I sang "Cum on feel the noise" and played harmonica during the guitar solo. That was a crazy night.

 

well shit, thats pretty hard to top, but Ulfur, i think you have a wonderful deep sexy manly voice and i bet the ladies were creeaming in their jeans as you shook your hips to Tom Jones with your long blond hair! i think you should join us in Key West for a little play time for Thanksgiving! PM me if you're up to it. kisses, RAT

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
One time I sang "Cum on feel the noise" and played harmonica during the guitar solo. That was a crazy night.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How fucked up is that? It reminds me of the time I did 'Stairway to Heaven' on a comb and a piece of tracing paper on 'New Faces' way back when...

* continues in this vein for several hours *

 

...which reminds me of the only time i ever got persuaded to go to a karaoke night and refused to participate right til the very end when i inhaled the contents of a helium balloon and sang 'My boy lollipop' (without a backing track).They all looked confused.

 

# doop de doop, you make my heart go giddy up...

You are my one desire, you set my heart on fire

Oooooh my boy lollipop

 

I used to get begged to sing Stayin' Alive by the guy who ran the karaoke at my local on friday nights. I would always do it, but not until after I'd finished my 6th pint.
Not too pissed that I'd make an arse of myself, just enough for some "dutch courage".

 

Canine can hit the high notes? fuck that, I've just re-evaluated my mental image of you now....

Mind you. I have been known to belt out 'Suspicious Minds' in the clubhouse on a Saturday night....so I can't talk!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
Canine can hit the high notes? fuck that<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I never said I was any fucking good at it.

 

Now you GOTTA tell me what your mental image of me was dubya.
I fuckin hate paranoia

 

eye patch, parrot on shoulder, benny's hat and one arm bigger than the other from all those months 'talking' to wank

 

What else apart from talk are we gonna do?

 

well you weren't "i dont wank" at the time were you chatslut

 

Well.. I don't know where you get the idea that that I was "wank"in'. He is a decent bloke to talk to but his chat doesn't turn me on that much.

Why do you have to assume that I only talk about sexually related shit?...

Im not that shallow.

 

because the majority of your posts are about "sexually related shit"... and yes, you are that shallow...

and i meant chatslag, not slut

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
I have been known to belt out 'Suspicious Minds'!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*sniggers*

(not at you dub.. 'in'-joke)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
Now you GOTTA tell me what your mental image of me was dubya.
I fuckin hate paranoia <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm getting a feeling of a cross between Badly Drawn Boy type bloke with a dash of Moby and a slight smattering of Enoch Powell....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
*sniggers*

(not at you dub.. 'in'-joke)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Spill it Pimp, spill it.....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I dont wank:
...Why do you have to assume that I only talk about sexually related shit?...

Im not that shallow. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh please, we (I) know more about your sexual preferences than...erm...my own...erm...girlfriend....ah fuck it....Your Pscho Bob babbling was a load of old toss! is my point ...

hee hee 'chatslag' a new word for my dictionary....