K.... K.... K.... K... Kitanaaaaaaaa

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Tojo Burbage, May 17, 2002.

  1. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    I find myself strangely drawn to this enigma of a woman. I do suffer from an addictive personality and will try anything once. But as someone who has had relatively little experience in these forums, and as yet I am still 'figuring' people out...

    What's she like?

    Try to be nice.
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya's Shit Pit:
    I find myself strangely drawn to this enigma of a woman.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Not to draw any parallels, but flies find themselves strangely drawn to the enigma of dogshit, too.
     
  3. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Valid point. But I have yet to vomit on my food prior to eating it.

    Or fly for that matter.
     
  4. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya's Shit Pit:
    I find myself strangely drawn to this enigma of a woman. I do suffer from an addictive personality and will try anything once. But as someone who has had relatively little experience in these forums, and as yet I am still 'figuring' people out...

    What's she like?

    Try to be nice.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    She's mental and she likes to cut up animals.That's as nice as I can put it...
     
  5. Matthew

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GA-motherfucking-S:

    She's mental
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No no no, thats menstrual
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya's Shit Pit:
    I find myself strangely drawn to this enigma of a woman.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i am not a woman. i am a gurl.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    oh, and shes really nice, 'scept when you piss her off <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    true

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GA-motherfucking-S:

    She's mental and she likes to cut up animals. That's as nice as I can put it...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    true and u could have put it nicer

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Matthew:
    No no no, thats menstrual<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah, i am regular now.
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Gullible+dumb+Mexican= ofelia...
     
  8. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    well, only in your acid trips anyway
     
  9. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    oh, and shes really nice, 'scept when you piss her off
     
  10. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    Gullible+dumb+Mexican= ofelia...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i am NOT mexican, i am hispanic, mexican is a person from mexico, born in mexico. i am US-born and my family history goes way back to SPAIN. i told u b4 my last name is a town in spain.

    ====
    Mex·i·can Pronunciation Key (mks-kn)
    n.
    A native or inhabitant of Mexico.
    ====
     
  11. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Well I suppose on balance, the general opinion seems to be... she's ok apart from a Dahmer like prediliction to carving up roadkill.

    But she is Spanish, and that is the clincher.

    Am gonna cleam my teeth and have a shave, be right back...
     
  12. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya's Shit Pit:
    Well I suppose on balance, the general opinion seems to be... she's ok apart from a Dahmer like prediliction to carving up roadkill.

    But she is Spanish, and that is the clincher.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    what do u mean?
     
  13. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I think you need to stay the hell away from my wife, shit-pile! Go find your own sadistic woman to stalk. This gurl is mine!

    I mean it.
     
  14. kitana

    kitana New Member

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  15. tommy710

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    nice link daft bitch it dont work.
     
  16. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    nice link daft bitch it dont work.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    if u read the other threads, u would see that the whole site was deleted
    try it now.
     
  17. tommy710

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    oh dear i stand accused........well fuck ya i aint apoligising to know backwoods bull riding bitch like you anyway.yuk yuk yuk yuk
     
  18. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    oh dear i stand accused........well fuck ya i aint apoligising to know backwoods bull riding bitch like you anyway.yuk yuk yuk yuk<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    wtf are u talking about?
     
  19. Ministersf

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    This woman has tits too but I don't like her.

    Anything new on the site since it was restored, Kit?
     
  20. Ministersf

    Ministersf New Member

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    OMG! Is that Kit's ass???!!!
     

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