Just some naughty jokes( u may have heard them before)

why did they have to bury the blonde in a "Y" shaped coffin?
because everytime the lay her down flat her legs would spread open.

why don`t blondes make good water skiers?
because everytime their crotch gets wet they want to lay down.

a woman wants to surprise her man when he gets home so she goes to the lingerie shop and buys a pair of crotchless panties.
she slips them on and waits at the door....
he enters and she says "hey baby, you want some of this pussy?"
to which he replys "FUCK NO WOMAN, LOOK WHAT IT DID TO YOUR FUCKIN PANTIES!"

 

yup, heard them before.

hopefully i won't ever again.