A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a dead cat. She asked"How do you know that it was dead?" "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. You know", explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move." __________________________________ A GIRLS PRAYER Lord Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the wanker you sent me instead. Amen A BOYS PRAYER Lord I pray for a lady with big tits. Amen. ______________________________________________ The Confession A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there. Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk replies "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time: A BOYS PRAYER Lord I pray for a lady with big tits. ______________________________________________<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ....and no diseases.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Splat-tastic: ....and no diseases.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Only you would think of that coz you shag slappers.
