Happy Birthday to me..31 years old and getting better each year. oh and it 7th Jan to me coz im in England. *head slowly lowers onto keyboards* Thirty-fuckin-one. *shoulders shake through sobbing* It's all down hill from here *sits up wipes snot from nose* Fuck it at least i can be the one all the youngsters point at in the clubs and say "look at the fuckin state of that piece of mutton" Oh well i celebrated my 30th with u fugly wankers i might as well do my 31st as well. Love some of u loads, hate most of u and loath a few but we a all stuff in this fucked up forum together like one big disfunctional family.Hugs to you all.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sarcastic_Bitch: Happy Bday 31 is not old.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I agree, I am *ahem* slightly older, have a nice b/day.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bubble-popper: at least i can be the one all the youngsters point at in the clubs and say "look at the fuckin state of that piece of mutton" B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sorry missed that bit, bear in mind that *piece of mutton* will always get a shag at the end of the night, I always went for the ones that looked like they had a little more mileage on the clock rather than the prissy little bitches that were more interested in what people were wearing than having a good time. You end up blowing your cash for a peck on the cheek only to bullshit your mates the next day. I only made that mistake once.
*blows kisses* Happy Birthday to ewe! i'm 30, so i'll always be younger than you! HOORAY!! show us your boobs please.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: show us your boobs please.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> SEE!!!
I'm with Stymie on the old bitches. These 18 yr old skinny little slappers do fuck all for me. Many happy returns btw You'll never catch me up either!
hey i always had a thing for older women... private me your addy U.T., and ill mail you some spent rubbers from he night before
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy: Nice of you to put a link in to your family photo album Klit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oh yw.
