well... due to my unfortunate incident.. where i sold my soul to IMC for a coupla weeks as a moderator... (IMC is satan BTW.... watch him.. he's a slippery bastard) i now have to pay my dues and spend eternity in hell... IMC assures me that i have a luxury suite in the 8th layer... (where the pimps, flatterers, seducers and other sexual deviants reside) so at least i won't have to be anywhere near the politicians and lawyers... i guess i'll maybe keep you updated... net access in hell is second to none... broadband for everyone... 'cos y'see the internet and technology is the devils plaything.. so we get to check out all the best gear... so i'm kinda stoked about my "predicament"
Now if you could only get some cigs and beer it wouldn't be bad at all. You got flames to light the smokes and beer to numb the intense,burning pain. And if they have t3's,shit,I might want to go to hell.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: Ain't no T3's in hell m'man, just shitty dialups with AOL connections<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> eh?? b-b-but you said......!?! well.. fuck me.. if you can't trust evil who can ya trust?
If you read the contract, it saya, "Fast connections, comperable to a t3" what diud you think that ment?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: If you read the contract, it saya, "Fast connections, comperable to a t3" what diud you think that ment?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you slippery fucker... i guess yer an expert at small print.. seing as you invented it.. along with legalese.... yes i re-read... and comparable is slightly emboldened.. and yeah.... 56k is comparable to a t3... compares pretty unfavourably but it compares.... well like with dosviddlyonyi i heard t3 and jumped to conclusions and ended up with egg on my face... again... btw... anymore news on the saviour of fugly... all these fuckin lameass bitches registerin on the forum lately have put a big neon sign with 'GO FOR IT!!' above the idea of a pay-site with member priveledges
Last conversation I had with the staff, They are waiting the go ahead from the accuall credit card company, I have had a few sneak peaks at some of the new stuff comming, and trust me you will get your 3 bucks worth. All Interactive features (including forums) will be for members only... But this is all rumored, only the staph knows the whole details [ April 06, 2001: Message edited by: I Murder Children ]
dearest Satan and his minion, I will shell it out bring me the goodies! the only thing I would disagree with is charging for the forum because a lot of the devoted fuglies deserve to have their posts posted to everyone and further more the little single celled shit for brains are good for a laugh but I know they wont shell out $$ to be ridiculed. Just a thought...yea yea I know if you wanted my opinion you would have shit your pants.. thnx for your time Satan Silent But Deadly
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: how do you take someone's soul? is there like a written contract in blood or something?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Dirt Devil vacum with the special soul sucking attachment. DUH!
no for the reals! how do you take someone soul? i want a person's soul really bad, but i dont know what i have to do to make sure that its mine.
You can't take someone's soul my love. It doesn't belong to them to begin with. Is it my soul that you want? You really wouldn't want it. My soul is all stained all nasty. It stinks of goat actually. You might be better off trying to get my brother's soul. He hasn't even had sex before......
no cheesy i dont want your soul, although it might be good to have...*thinking* i am trying to get my boyfriend's soul. yes i have a boyfriend, but i plan to pull a hannibal on him. mmmm, yummy...*drooling* human flesh...but first, i want his soul.
