Just for Joe

phatboy · Sep 24, 2007

I got this in an email today....

There was a Chemistry professor in a large college here in our state that had some Exchange Students in the class.
One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof. noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his
back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told
him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were
trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, "Do you know how to
catch wild pigs?" The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke.

"You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin
to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a Fence down one side of the
place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up
another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again You continue until you have all four sides of the
fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat,
you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon
they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for
themselves, so they accept their captivity." The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening
to America.

The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of
programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments
not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, and now everyone wants free healthcare, etc. We continually
lose our freedoms - just a little at a time. One should always remember "There is no such thing as a free ride!" If you
think the free ride is essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the gate
slams shut!
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Dwaine Scum · Sep 24, 2007

thats such a bogus neocon bullshit post. Ugh, PLEASE give me my goddamned passport so i can leave this country.
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phatboy · Sep 24, 2007

I just hate the fact that someone sent that to me in an email.

Dwaine Scum · Sep 24, 2007

the "communist socialized health care" gave it away. I'm sure Joe will sing it's praises when he logs on. I wonder if Joe is one of those weirdos who believe humans coexisted with dinosaurs

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