Hi. Just thought i'd grace your feeble presences with my condescending, disdainful heir of imperiorousness, to tell you in a roundabout way how much better i am than you. If you are lucky, i may even drop in a new 'net term' or two that i have acquired at one of the other, better forums i spend hours and hours of my glorious time at, much to the detriment of you. Forums where all are united in love, or 'lvoe' as we would say, (in a 'tongue-in-cheek' mutual co-operative effort to spread 'teh' merriment, of course!) A forum where all can share their deepest woes and inner trials, and also the dreams and highest aspirations in an atmosphere of trust, 'lvoe' and support. A forum where all can just bunch together in a big woolly-cuddle funfest without fear of being picked off by packs of wolves. I htae you all. Good day!
Oh! The newer softer side of Nursey!….. I am rather surprised you would need to share your innermost secrets, woes and aspirations to a whole band of needy and whining web junkies with low self-esteem! Something tells me the reason why you feel the need to hang around this ill-spelled forum is simply to offer your own awe-inspiring and enlightening advice to these unfortunate strugglers. You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs. Brave Nursey. You will let me know when those lambs stop screaming, won't you?
jacks off and throws his jissm in rats face.... would you like some fava beans with that bitch!!?!?!?!
Where is this lvoe forum my dearest Nursey? I have to see this first hand. I just can't imagine our Nursey being lvoing and kind to people all the time. Or is it a set-up to nail the cheeky bastards when you have them most vulnerable? Thats what Cheezey would do.
Oh, well you see, i just lurk there in the shadowy woods, salivating at the bit whilst all the pristine, juicy lambs go gamboling to and fro on the little sun soaked, daisy covered grassy mounds, bleating their little pumpy hearts <3<3 out "tehhh! tehhh! lvoepeasanchoy to lamb-kind!" they sing in unison...but i daren't move in and mawl the little bastards, for the farmer saw me last time and knows i'm around, and if i leap amongst them again i shall surely be shot! ...and there is one amongst them...whose fleece is not white, but a murky, greyish brown, whose voice crackles "TEHHHHH! ilvoemeilvoeyewall! LVOOOOOE<3", and whose little flapping tail flashes a filthy, matted kakka patch and a pair of wolf-like hairy balls..."C'MERE you little CUNT" :x i growl as he passes by with all his happy flappy pals... but come he does not, only furtively glancing my way before veering off to nestle deeper in amongst the flock and join the shrill chorus "YAY! OMGS, liek WTF!!?! WE RAWK!!!" before they all go scampering off to playfully furl their brows and shriek 'RAWWWWWR!!!, forming little groups and charging one another, the ground athunder with the sound of hundreds of little stamping hooves. Then, when the one they call 'Cow' goes "MOOOO!" all the little boy lambs group together to start acting all kind of woozy and falling around as if drunk, putting their little hooves to their brows and exclaiming 'DMAAAAN!!! Sheeeeez HAWWWT!!!!!!!" to all the little girl lambs who giggle coyly, or more daringly, take turns to parade past in a bold, sassy strut to the jeering bleats of the boys. Meanwhile i remain restlessly lurking in the woods with an empty, rumbling belly smoking endless joints and drinking cup after cup of strong coffee to staive off the hunger pains, dreaming of ripping little lambies' heads off, or of a frenzied interspecies mating with the one with hairy balls.
I just got off the can, taking a mammoth dump. I relized, this is the only time I get to read any. What does it all mean? P.S. French Candians suck...
well damn Nursey! seems like you are having a good time over there. feel free to invite us over at any time to shake our little matted caka butts at the lfufy leove loeves.
