Joys of being self employed

I am working until midnight to get a business plan to the bank.

But I get to drink on the job and not get fired.

It's a wash, I figure.

 

Does your business plan involve duct tape, hennesy, and dwaines hooker 'box o love'?

 

No, it involves HMO's and lots of Prozac.

 

some weeks are better than others. Granted, I don't have drug company lackey's come in and take me to lunch once a week to push their new anti-depressant, but I still over price sell them pipes to smoke meth with

 

I think I'm discontinuing our counseling sessions. That ether you give me makes my ass hurt for some reason.

 

And carpet burns on your knees and forehead?