Joking

I was just kidding about that christian shit. but thanks for entertaining me. I have an unsexual obsession with vampires so that WiLL Be mY FiRst ToPiC BaBy...
PS this joke sucks

three vampires walk into a bar

the first vampy asks the bartender for a pint of blood...
the second vampy asks the bartender for a pint of blood...
the third asks for a cup of water and the bartender asks "why water?" so the vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and replies, " Tea time"

 

thats so fucking old. Youre such a fucking idiot and we all hate you and youre stupid and you CANT fucking spell....youre a cow. Go to Iraq. you cuntface ass monkey

 

I CAN'T SPELL?!?! How DARE you!!! Atleast i have a big enough confidence to not make fun of their SPELLING mistakes.

 

what's an unsexual obsession? it's not a bad thing is it?

 

Yes actually it is....

 

explain..

 

I predict cittykat will not be posting in these forums after another 10 or so. I hope I'm right.

 

Well, I'm gonna get personal here. Awhile ago, I was pretty damn depressed and suicidal. I checked out cults and stuff just to get away from normal people. Well to sum it up, the Vampyr cult was fucking freaky and messed up and they didn't believe they were actual vampires either. But they did have documented proof all the way back to Egyptian times that there are real vampires. So it made me wonder........ MUAHAHAHAHA

 

what round do you predict you'll stop posting?

 

sorry people i just had to add the laugh

 

fuck you ummmm, in a week i guess

 

i wasn't asking you..

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cittykat:
sorry people i just had to add the laugh <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If I say I'm a vampire will you give me head?

 

You were "depressed and suicidal" awwww, I am so sorry. The best cure for depression is...... Well Sucide! Put gun in your mouth. DO IT.... DO IT....END IT ALL NOW! Don't want to be messy, OD on drugs. Do something ....

No I am just joking, you do need to cheer up. A date with this would do it for me.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
what round do you predict you'll stop posting?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

me, stop posting?
I'm not sure. maybe after I stop finding this shit funny. Maybe.

 

JESUS Pimp stop attracting so many fuckin CUNTS!!!!!!!!

 

i can't help being attractive

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NameYouWant:
me, stop posting?
I'm not sure. maybe after I stop finding this shit funny. Maybe.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh right.. ok.. i thought you were being the mohammed ali of the forums...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cittykat:
But they did have documented proof all the way back to Egyptian times that there are real vampires. So it made me wonder.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and has your wondering turned up anything interesting.. or have you just left it at wonder... have you met 'ze vampire lady' yet?..

 

i've met someone called 'Maximus the Hunter'. his real name was james... and i have been to drink deeply and dream. aauugghhh it's disgraceful how fuckin crazy they are