Two Fish in a Tank, one says to the other "So, how do you drive this thing?" (Its been done, but its my namesake, and a funny joke the first 300 times. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life Ahh, now for the condom jokes. Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off. What happened to the man who put the condom on backwards? He went. Two condoms in Soho pass a gay bar, one turns to the other and says "Fancy popping in there and getting shitfaced?" Why did the leprachaun wear two condoms? "To be sure, to be sure" I'm sure there were more even worse ones, but its 3am and I'm tired.
