Whats 5 indians at the bottom of a lake? Water Pollution Whats 1,000,000 indians at the bottom of a lake? A good start Whats so good about fucking an 8 year old girl? Just turn her over and it's a little boy.
The last 1 is good my friend but apart from that........................................................... U SUCK! COCK
YO! YO! YO! PHIL IS BACK AN HE'S IN <<<FULL EFFECTAAAA>>> NOIZIN UP THA JOKES FORUM...STORMIN THE MUTHAFUCKING BOARD WITH HIS COMMENTS BIATCH!! Way to go Phil!YOU DA BEST!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phil: The last 1 is good my friend but apart from that........................................................... U SUCK! COCK<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> wow another witty retort from phil, i'm speechless as to where he comes up with his material how he keeps so fresh! BOOYA!
darkgroovey u suck cock like a little bitch. Nursey im begining to like u! Dont ask me y! Phil the commentator is in town!!! let me hear some good jokes that i can rave about!!
now, were you trying to say you suck, cock.. OR you suck cock? because only one of those statements is true.. and Me and my limp-wristed pals know which one that is! oh and phil... A little girl is standing by the edge of a cliff crying her eyes out. A man comes over and says, "What's wrong little girl?" The little girl still crying just points over to the edge of the cliff. The man looks over the edge and sees a car with the little girl's parents mangled n the rocks below. The man turns round, unzips his fly and says, "I guess it just ain't your lucky day!"
hey phil, how do you make a 4 year old girl cry twice? you wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear! *rimmshot* get it you fucking useless old fuckstick?
Believe it or not, Phil, she did tell me that dousy!! and it's quite aparent I'm a fag.. but I guess you're not too quick on the up-take are you?
sorry, I forgot to add this little tidbit: Q. How do you re-fit an old whore? A. Shove a five pound ham up her pussy and pull out the bone. and another: A sex researcher is interviewing men about what they do with their other hand when they masturbate. Three subjects are in the room. He asks the first man, who replies: "I hold a porno mag." The second says: "I hold a computer mouse to browse porn on the net." The third says: "I hold a sponge." The researcher, startled, says: "why a sponge?" "Well, I've got to use something to bathe the kids."
hey cunt ur actually funny you fuking dumb shit. Thats a gd joke. keep it up peoples and give some more jokes
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phil: hey cunt ur actually funny you fuking dumb shit. Thats a gd joke. keep it up peoples and give some more jokes<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Phil...you're_awesome.Keep_up_the_good_work! img]http://www.fugly.com/ubb/icons/icon7.gif[/img]
OH! I get it! this is some sort of Sado Massochist ritual... to turn me on... *giggle* If I flutter my eye lashes and wave like a prissy will you keep sweet talkin me? A young girl goes to her father and says: "Dad, can I go to the prom?" He leers at her and says: "Sure, but you have to suck my dick first." Well, the girl really wants to go to the prom, so reluctantly she pulls down his zipper and begins sucking. After a while, she looks up at him and says: "Dad, you're dick tastes like shit!" He says, "I know. Your brother wanted to go too!"
