Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by phatboy, Feb 23, 2006.

  1. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    I dont know if this has been posted before or not......

    this elderly couple is sitting in church, the old lady leans over to her husband and says, "I just cut a silent fart, what should I do?"

    the husband replies, "Get your hearing aid fixed"
     
  2. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    That's phat with a "ph", like the kids say it.
     
  3. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Can you use it in a sentence, please?
     
  4. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    Thats phat, boy.
     
  5. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    Eminem ? Didn't I tell you to stop bothering me? . .Go and smoke some Dre Dick and Fuck Off . . Make another shitty album .. I don't care . .
     
  6. phatboy

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    just jokes man,

    I guess I been using phatboy since I was a 'kid'.

    Did you like the joke or do you like busting my balls better????
     
  7. SPOooOn

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    I find that stuff you dare call music a joke too, if i'm gonna bust anything it'd be a nutt in your eye, just the way you like it.
     
  8. phatboy

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    So apparently you have homosexual tendencies, okay, and you think I am a rapper?

    Do you have the 'little guy' syndrome? Mommy not hug you enough as a kid? Or did you have a queer uncle that snuck in your room at nigt?

    Probably all of the above.
     
  9. SPOooOn

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    Just trying to get you the proteins you need, you looked a little under the weather in your last video. Wouldn't want anything to happen to ya thats all. .

    I could only wish my uncle would feed me as I will you, but my brother was the lucky one. . now shut up and swallow..
     
  10. phatboy

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    Im sure by the time you get that little thing out, knock the cobwebs off of it the moment will have passed.

    Of course you seemed determined to make me a rapper, do you have the hots for eminem, you want to give him an golden enima?
     
  11. SPOooOn

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    Stop pretending to be someone else marshall. .I talked to dre and he promised to give you a new deal if you promise to stop squeezing when he pushes..
     
  12. phatboy

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    thats fucked up. he told me he wouldnt tell nobody about that.

    I guess with a name like sp0oo0n you would be all into the back door action.
     
  13. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    must take a while to type with a cadaver cock in your mouth.
     
  14. SPOooOn

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    Not really .. If you insist on typing with your tongue maybe, but I prefer to use my hands. .
     
  15. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Aww. A lover's quarrel.
     
  16. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Sp0oon, where ya been that was like last week and shit. Does the dutch not have access to the internet over the weekend?
     
  17. SPOooOn

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    Butt out while I spank my biatch
     
  18. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    These dutch doesn't . .
     
  19. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Is that when you hollow out new shoes?
     

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