A guy is walking down the street when he sees a man with a giant orange for a head. Suprised, he runs to the man and asks "Hey, did you know you've got a giant orange for a head?" The orange man scoffs and says "Of course, how could I possibly not know I have a giant orange for a head?" "Sorry," replies the first man, "I didn't mean to be rude. Do you mind telling me how you came to have a giant orange for a head?" "No problem," says orange man, "I've got a giant orange for a head, I'm used to people asking me about it! I actually got it about 6 months ago when I found an old bottle on the beach. I rubbed it, and in a puff of smoke a genie appeared to grant me three wishes!" "Wow, what did you ask for?" asks the first man. "First, I asked for unlimited money. Now my wallet is never empty, my credit cards are never maxed out, and my bank account is always full." says the man with the giant orange for a head. Confused, the man asks "Well, what else did you ask for?" "My second wish, was for the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me. In a puff of smoke, there she was. We were married in front of our families in a terrific ceremony, we're in love, and we have glorious sex every night!". Truly confused, the first man asks, "Well, what was your third wish then?" The orange headed man replies, "I asked for a giant orange for a head!"
