JOKE

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by eMolee, May 14, 2003.

  1. eMolee

    eMolee New Member

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    A black women gets on the bus and the driver tells her "thats the ugliest baby I've ever seen"

    She's shocked and sits down. The man next to her asks her whats wrong. She tells him the driver was rude to her.

    He says "go give him a piece of your mind, I'll hold your monkey for you.
     
  2. stymie

    stymie New Member

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    Hey emolee (or is it Emily?) you don't look too bad


    So show us your tits please.
     
  3. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    does this help you at all?
     
  4. eMolee

    eMolee New Member

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    a pedophile and a little boys are walking into the woods
    the little boy says "I'm scared, its dark in there"
    the pedophile says, "youre scared? I have to come back out by myself"

    whens bedtime at michael jacksons house?
    when the big hand touches the little hand
     
  5. Meikle

    Meikle New Member

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    i dont see no tits...
     

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