joke (hey, its the 1st 1 im postin)

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by wut_r_u_l00kin_@, Mar 4, 2003.

  1. wut_r_u_l00kin_@

    wut_r_u_l00kin_@ New Member

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    ok, here is my joke....

    two men meet at a bar for a drink, they talk for a while and then closing time comes, the bar is only open from dawn to dusk, so the agree to meet again in the morning. the next day, the one guy shows up early and decides to wait for his friend, a cop comes along and pulls up next to the young man and asks if anything is wrong, to witch the young man replys

    "naw, im just waiting for 'Her Legs' to open so i can go in and get a drink"

    i kno, it sux, but im workin on it....null
     
  2. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wut_r_u_l00kin_@:
    ok, here is my joke....

    two men meet at a bar for a drink, they talk for a while and then closing time comes, the bar is only open from dawn to dusk, so the agree to meet again in the morning. the next day, the one guy shows up early and decides to wait for his friend, a cop comes along and pulls up next to the young man and asks if anything is wrong, to witch the young man replys

    "naw, im just waiting for 'Her Legs' to open so i can go in and get a drink"

    i kno, it sux, but im workin on it....null
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I don't know you, but I already know you're a CUNT
     
  3. ChemicalNova

    ChemicalNova New Member

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    that was really horrible... i mean damn that was so horrible i think im going to cry if you know your joke sucks please dont post it.
     
  4. Durdd

    Durdd New Member

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    That joke is so goddamn old. cunt
     
  5. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    it'd also help if you mentioned before the 'punchline' that the bar was called "the legs".. and having an unconscious female near him when the cop pulls up would help too...
     
  6. stoofy

    stoofy New Member

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    thats your 1st fuckin joke?? hope its your last one wanker
     

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