Q:What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A:A woman that won't do what she's told. Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me,"What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust." ... My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in NY 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake." 8. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now! 9. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off... 10. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
Women are to be seen and spanked. Not heard from! They want equal rights. OK, let them pay ALL of the bills, mow the yard and protect us from anyone who threatens us or our children. It will NEVER happen! If the good lord wanted woman to be king, he would have given her balls!
Very true. Women as a group have been getting dicked around for as long as history can remember. Only know are they starting to bitch and moan... Other supposedly "persecuted" races have over come adversery in hundreds of years... women have been dumb boxes for thousands. What do you say to a women with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you already warned her once. Whad do you do if your women keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you? Shorten the chain. What do 15000 battered women have incommon every year? They just don't fucking listen! Why did the women cross the road? What was she doing out of the kitchen!?!?
its true they want equal rites, so dey can carry the shopin home, open doors for us and can stand on a bus or train because if we help them we are being sexist
I think the ideal woman would be an excellent cook, never shop, never talk unless spoken to, at least gives dome twice a day, and doesnt want children... oh and let me have nine other wives. Fuckin wanna be independent cunts... it should be illegal... but heres a joke Q. Why dont women wear watches? A. There is a perfectly good clock by the stove
Thank you boner... I gotta snake man! Either way.. here are some more jokes Q. Why did God create woman? A. To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet. Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? A. Phone her. Q. Why do women fake orgasms? A. Because they think men care. Q. What is the definition of "making love"? A. Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her. Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant. Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak Q. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, let the bitch cook in the dark. Q. What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E? A. One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry her! Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A. A battery has a positive side. Q. How is a woman like a condom? A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Q. How are tornadoes and marriage alike? A. They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house. On a side note.. I love anal sex.. it's warmer... it's tighter... it's more degrading to women....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo: Oh look, the noobs are having a group-hug-a-thon!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> a support group to make each other feel better?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr.Roboto: a support group to make each other feel better?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Pathetic, ain't it?
