Jimmy Carr

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Disorder, Feb 23, 2007.

  1. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    Offensive and funny as fuck, go watch his live stand up if you can.

    I said to my girlfriend, you cant eat before you go swimming.
    She said Why?
    I said 'you look fat'

    Swimming is good for you.. especially if you're drowning.. not only do you get a cardio vascular work out, you also dont die.


    Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a maggot in it?

    Getting raped.
     

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