Jewish Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by mudslinger, May 16, 2001.

  1. mudslinger

    mudslinger Member

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    Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
    A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
     
    mudslinger, May 16, 2001
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  2. Thorny_Wench_Rose

    Thorny_Wench_Rose New Member

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    whats the difference between mudslinger and a mare?

    the mare knows when to shut the fuck up and stop screaming when a 14 inch cock is rammed up her ass
     
    Thorny_Wench_Rose, May 17, 2001
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  3. Silent But Deadly

    Silent But Deadly New Member

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    Can I get an "AMEN"!
     
    Silent But Deadly, May 24, 2001
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  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    have you heard about the new german microwaves? They seat a thoudand

    *rimshot*
     
    Dwaine Scum, May 24, 2001
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  5. zrogrvty

    zrogrvty New Member

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    Q: How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?
    A: Two in the front, three in the back,and 62 in the ashtray.

    Q: Did you hear about the new Jewish sports car?
    A: Stops on a dime and even picks it up.
     
    zrogrvty, May 24, 2001
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