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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by D, Sep 27, 2002.

  1. D

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    did you all fucking die.
     
  2. ross_perot

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    I think everyone is having a hot night of passionate sex!!
     
  3. D

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    who the fuck with!?
     
  4. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    I think everyone is having a hot night of passionate sex!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    not me

    i am at work for a few more hours

    and don't think there will be any hot passionate sex tonight

    no one on my radar screen and i don't do random hook ups
     
  5. ratatouille

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    i'm about to mop my bathroom floor and finish up some laundry. i cant make hot passionate love every night. sometimes a gal has to clean a little. what's up with you Miss Wankstress?
     
  6. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank-er:
    who the fuck with!?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hmm well pimp with nursey, tommy with danza, me with my lady, yeah that part needs to get hopping soon, uhhh IMC with his lady of the night, GAS with one of the michigan chicks, yummy with her man, uhh Kit clit with syco, johnny with a chick, uuhhhhhhhhhh I forget who else. Cuntry skank with no one, wank with no one (that i know of) if so yay wank!Rat with the belgian boy, lomo with the frog lady, ulfur with someone and fred vegas with a vegas stripper. Uhh and everyone else is having sex with themselves.
     
  7. D

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    erm... yes thank you I would be haveing sex tonight... if they wernt in London and I wasnt in Essex.
     
  8. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    Rat with the belgian boy,...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    hm, not tonight. i have a giant pimple i am waiting for it to go away.
     
  9. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    Aww darnit rat, I am sorry. So what is mr belgian boy's name?
     
  10. D

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    didnt fucking ask who my bloke was did ya... cunt
     
  11. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank-er:
    didnt fucking ask who my bloke was did ya... cunt<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    i didn't wanna get yelled at!!!!!!!!
    Ok wank, who is th elucky feller that u are getting sexy treats from?
     
  12. D

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    im not gonna say.


    there is a big fucking clue round here though
     
  13. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    what's up with you Miss Wankstress?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I wannatewll everyone bout my secret... but i cant yet and i well wanna d it... and its fucking me off well bad.


    I dont wanna get shat on though so i wont
     
  14. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank-er:
    im not gonna say.


    there is a big fucking clue round here though
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    uhh UT?
     
  15. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    uhh UT?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Yeah you got that from the big clue that said im wanna do ut...!?!??!?!


    nope. not that twazzer no.
     
  16. ross_perot

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    haha, uhhhhhh i dunno tommy?
     
  17. Cuntry Skank

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    wank english is not your first language is it

    even your siggy is askew

    eastern european or middle eastern maybe
     
  18. D

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    fuck you . that cock can suck his own shitty arse and fucking leave me alone...


    how dare you sudjest that fanny ergh.
     
  19. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank:
    wank english is not your first language is it


    even your siggy is askew


    eastern european or middle eastern maybe
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    no it isnt my first its my only you stupid dick head.

    ANd no im not a fucking paki
     
  20. ross_perot

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    I dunno wank!!!! uhhhh dubya c fields??? chester grape?? obssesive compulsive??? OMG I dunno!!!!!!!!!!
     

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