jenns lame life.

ah yes we do accept foodstamps, we can also finance if needed

 

well, i can pay you in cheerios if youre interested. i need lots of vitamin r. i think i have throat cancer and a serious vikanen addiction. someone help me.

 

I slang dick for days and Im 24/7 like triple A

 

Are those as good as Vicodin?

 

I was just thinklng about UT too... wondering how grown up life had been.

 

Grown up life is crap, nobody warns u when your a teenager of all the shit that gets thrown at you.Otherwise i would have drunk more than i already did.

 

Hello girl

 

Yeah, but at least in the UK you can be an unemployed bum and live of state handouts all your life...... nearest thing to being a teenager again.... sitting at home, drinking non stop etc.

 

if only it was that easy... otherwise we'd all be doing it wouldn't we?

 

Really though, it is ain't it? I know so many lazy ass bums. Thats the number one reason why i am emigrating. I fucking hate the UK with a passion....... especially its 'lets let people who openly admit they want to kill british people live here' policy.

Fucking deranged pricks in Dum Dum st. Tony Blair needs a piggin lobotomy.

 

Where you 'emigrating' to?

 

To quote Schmed..... Cananananananananada

BC to be precise

 

why not the states?

 

I would have to say too much bad press, too many nuts with guns who dont have the maturity or the bollocks to use em. Oh, George Bush too.....
The list could get quite long..... so i'll cut it short there.

 

Well hello there big boy. :wink:

 

hullo.... I learned a magic trick... pull my finger

 

Alright, StrangelyBrown, here is some serious advice.

Do not fucking set foot in Winnipeg. That is the filthiest hole on the face of this earth.
I will always have an unending grudge against that goddamned city.

 

I hate it just cuz its called Winnipeg :x

 

grown up life i shitty.
how old is your kid??
amazing how all consuming raising another human is, i dont have time to piss anymore, so im working on some awesome kidney stones.
when i die IMC i want you to have all my stuff.

 

great then IMC can put it in the C.R.A.P. bin.