!Jefe!

You need to stay away from the color orange. It is not healthy for you. You might think it is a "Hot, Fast and Fun" color, but I fear it is the cause of your synapse dysfunction.

You will understand this when you are 'better' and you will thank me.

 

two words, "fire crotch"

 

Judgle Floro is IMing me now. I will ask him what you mean. He will most likely put a spell on you and you will turn into an Orange.

Way to go.

 

I wasn't talking to you. I think you are too far gone. I was talking to Jefe.

 

That was me. What are you talking about?

 

A orange dwarve.

 

A orange dwarve will kill you. It will take about a hour.

 

yeah but man that is one hellacious hour

 

You fucking idiots... It's an orange dwarf. Not a orange dwarf.

The Grammar Slammer is coming after you with a claw hammer.

 

Is it also AN hour? I had no idea. Thank you for skooling me.

 

Are you ever going to explain what you mean by this?

 

You mean...an oompa l-loompa!

 

In due time.

 

Can I chalk it up to one of your 'episodes' or do you have some information that you'd like to share? Come one, you've got me intrigued.

 

Come one, come all!