Across the top it says that it's a "Card Kyaputa (Capturer? You got me, it's supposed to be English, though) Cherry Blossom". It features "Fully Pose Selection". That's hot. Also, it advises that "various poses are available", which is also hot. It talks about "Interchangable Costumes" but the specifics are too small for me to read. There is information about this costume too, but I also can't read that because it's too small. Anywhoo. What poses will you choose from the myriad of options that seem to be available?
http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2005/08/curiosities-from-japans-porno-shops.html ok ministersf.. translate the writing on that japaedotastic doll flyer thing
Ok, across the top it says [something] dessert. The one says "Wide Bredth (Yokohama, a city name) Breast Pudding" BUT! purin is also slang for "perky", so it's kind of a play on words. The other one is Tokyo breast pudding. It says "Gentle and good to chew". The vertical word in the middle is "Oppai". That means "boobs". The next one says "Digital Gal's Paradise Figurine Collection". This is the first set of the collection. They're $5 (or like, two Pounds Sterling.) Please look at them. Ok, for $3 you can get the telephone email address of some random girl. The one on the left is called "Gotcha!" In one part, it says "It's real!" And it advertises "Passionate (Horny?) people". It says you can "make up Love" (it's implying that it's not real). These are supposedly winners of some mail contest and a new one is open. The vagina advertises that it drips fluid. And you can drink the fluid if you want to. It's a "Personal item". The butt light is called "Anal Eye". The "Honorable Butt's (Oshiri) interior can be viewed". "There is a light". "Butt Scope". Don't say I don't love ya.