JAMAICA? NAH, SHE WENT OF HER OWN ACCORD!

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around
the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this
small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper say, You foreigners! Come in."
So the couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some magical
sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
The wife was really interested in buying the sandals, but her
husband felt he really didn't need them.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex
freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,
and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got
this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many
years!!

The husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table,
yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm
hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming,

'YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET, MAN!'

 

I will laugh only as you are a Scott, k?