JACKASS CITY Photo Caption Contest

post your best captions:




1) "...Unfortunately, the other Bolton son - having not been blessed with good looks, talent or initiative - grew up to spend his life drifting between menial jobs, watching TV obsessively and over-eating."

2) "WHEN MULLETS MEET MALE-PATTERN BALDNESS"

3) "FAN CLUB PRESIDENT MEETS HERO AFTER SURPRISE BACKSTAGE INVITATION"

 

I can't think of any,i'm finding this all too amusing.Sorry-carry on...

 

Gimme a chance to think, I'll be back


Fucking hillarious

 

Bolton - I love Jeremy Beadle too. See.

 

BTW this is Jeremy...

 

Hey,Bob!I'll send you a few E's if you take a hammer to your 'daft bint's' stupid fat fingers...she can't roll joints anyway so it's not as if it's all that necessary they're in working order.

 

were not together anymore.

 

It's ok...as long as he knows where you live.

 

what? cos he drunkenly pissed on you? psssshhhaw

 

Nah we are still together really.

 

Good...so he can start work immediately?

 

rhetorical question... dungivafuk

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
what? cos he drunkenly pissed on you? psssshhhaw<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

He didn't piss on me or that would have been sex.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I dont wank:
blah blah blah i have sex blah blah blah insecurities blah blah sex for me blah blah sexy sexy waffle blah cocks jibber splat etc<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

BOB!!!5 E'S!!!BOB! PLEASE!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
rhetorical question... dungivafuk<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote

Well he does have a big dick and he is rather good in bed...

 

until he dumps you

 

I'll just go elsewhere then...Not short on offers.

 

Slackass pictured here with his hairsake Michael Bolton who flew in today to help raise awareness and support for an appeal launched by Slacky to have the internet rid of what he describes as "lovers of vile humor and flames" ...Slackass,starting out in a relaxed and confident manner told of his latest 'WIN' in which he successfully beat a bunch of "internet losers" by succeeding to have himself banned yet again from their forum.,though sadly broke into what his psychiatrist termed 'whiney psychotic infantile regression' caused by severe post traumatic stress syndrome when attempting to name them,instead going cross eyed and gibbering in an uptight embittered non sensical rant about the "LITTLE ITTY BITTYFUGLY SUGLY WUG-LEEEE'S..OHHHHH!!!SOOOO YEAH!!!WUGLY FUGLY BUG-LEEEEE ...NEEE NEEE NAA NAA...I WIN!!!I FUCKING WIN!!! AGAIN!!!SUGLY WUGLEEEE...I WIN I WIN I WINNNNNNNN" ...until he was immediately ushered out of the press conference purple in the face and quite clearly in need of the urgent psychiatric attention he recieved at the hands of a pair of massive male hulking bald headed black dude psychiatric nurses who were waiting to take care of him.
Bolton who by this stage was quite shaken and moved to tears praised Slacky, who he described as "a wonderful and caring very special individual who had courageously braved the frontiers of internet depravity to make the net a safe and wonderful place for our children to safely one day surf safely on the net."

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
until he dumps you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't fucking encourage her Pimp,FFS