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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by cittykat, Mar 26, 2003.

  1. cittykat

    cittykat New Member

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    I got to goodn's for u guys and gallants: (i can barely type!! these are hylarius)

    What did Harry Potter do when he saw the three headed dog?
    He ran....Wouldn't you?!?!?!?!?!?

    You are so ugly, your dog humps your leg wyth his eyes closed!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. cittykat

    cittykat New Member

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    lmbo!! (laufing my bottom off)

    i'm new here and i havn't read any posts or topics so i sure hope you are a swell bunch of folks
     
  3. cittykat

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    oh my lord jesus christ!!! you people are horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!! HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! the so called 'jokes' about the babies made me cry for 15 minutes and i didnt even finish reading it!! YOU SATAN WORSHIPPING EVIL POOP HEADS WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS!!! let the lord save the lot of you
     
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  5. Robman97

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    everyone hold hands and bow your heads. Lord Jeebus, come and save this young lamb and bring her back unto the fulgy flock. Now pass the offering plate around we need some money.
     
  6. Icenhour

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    I got to goodn's for u guys and gallants: (i can barely type!! these are hylarius)

    What did Harry Potter do when he saw the three headed dog?
    He ran....Wouldn't you?!?!?!?!?!?
    ]If this so "hylarius" you have to be fucking retarded. You rode on the short bus did'nt you

    and if this forum is so sick, and makes you cry , why post your jokes here?

    May all your Precious Moment Figurines break into a million pieces http://www.crystalcorner.com/PreciousMomentsY.htm
     
  7. Icenhour

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    in reply to ....
    I got to goodn's for u guys and gallants: (i can barely type!! these are hylarius)

    What did Harry Potter do when he saw the three headed dog?
    He ran....Wouldn't you?!?!?!?!?!?
    ]If this so "hylarius" you have to be fucking retarded. You rode on the short bus did'nt you

    and if this forum is so sick, and makes you cry , why post your jokes here?

    May all your Precious Moment Figurines break into a million pieces http://www.crystalcorner.com/PreciousMomentsY.htm
     
  8. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    I wonder if she'll be back.
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    we can pray...
     
  10. Fuku

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    Ah! There's nothing like making a devout Christian cry to help you through the day.


    Her reaction from "hello, I'm new here, I'm nice, like me!" from "you people are scum and will surely burn in hell" is hilarious!

    I hope we get more people like that in, for the pure reason of making them cry!!
     
  11. ChemicalNova

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    Kat i was wondering if you wanted to come over?
     
  12. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cittykat:
    oh my lord jesus christ!!! you people are horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!! HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! the so called 'jokes' about the babies made me cry for 15 minutes and i didnt even finish reading it!! YOU SATAN WORSHIPPING EVIL POOP HEADS WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS!!! let the lord save the lot of you <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What the fuck....she must be schizophrenic.
     
  13. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cittykat:
    oh my lord jesus christ!!! you people are horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!! HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! the so called 'jokes' about the babies made me cry for 15 minutes and i didnt even finish reading it!! YOU SATAN WORSHIPPING EVIL POOP HEADS WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS!!! let the lord save the lot of you <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    think god will forgive her for calling us poop heads? or for telling a beastiality joke?

    and as for being a satan worshipper, i looked into but there are rituals you have to learn and meetings and like any church they want money

    just seems like to much effort being agnostic is easier
     
  14. Icenhour

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    this has nothing to do with "cittykat" but I feel asleep watching the movie "Hello Again" ... I lost my remote. Its a bad "feel good" Shelley Long movie from the 80's...well anyway. I had a strangly awsome sex dream with Shelley Long. Now I cant stop looking her up. Anyone else wanna do BAD things to such a good girl PUSSY EATER
     
  15. Ulfur Engil

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    Well, one time I saw Iyanla's talk show late at night one time, and I developed a sudden urge to cave her skull in with a snow shovel.

    However, I didn't get an erection from it. So, I guess that really doesn't count.
     
  16. Ulfur Engil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>One time, Originally posted by Ulfur Engil at one time:
    Well, one time I saw Iyanla's talk show late at night one time, and I developed a sudden urge to cave her skull in with a snow shovel.

    However, I didn't get an erection from it. So, I guess that really doesn't count.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, that was stupid of me to type that twice.
     
  17. ChemicalNova

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  18. the_12_inch_pianist

    the_12_inch_pianist New Member

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    It's funny all the Jesus people cry a river about a baby joke, but keep giving money to their church which systematicaly violates young boys...

    I doubt that was for real anyway
     
  19. pimpchichi

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    it wasn't
     

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