Its winter time, there is a nip in the air,

And it's also the time when there is no NFL, so schmed and I sit around and ask ourselves:

"How Much Is To Much Laxitive To Gove A Homeless Person?"

He says half a chocolax bar. Me, I'm saying 7 whole chocolax bars...

Man I swear dollar bets make the days pass faster

 

I know the answer to this, it is three bars to have them crapping.

 

I hear there might be a problem in the NFL! They extended the free agent deadline and are going to talk about adjusting the cap by ten to fifteen million. If they don't, I guess a lot of teams will be forced to rid themselves of free agents, thus flooding the market.

*the evil giggle of a man who is indifferent to football*

 

Free agency kinda fucked up the game a bit.. I could sit and ramble on, but I got to bake more choco-chip cookies

 

All right, you've had plenty of time to get yerself on the business end of a cookie. Do go on.